Pwnistic
Pwnistic by Scruffy Joe913 November 19, 2009
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Pwngistic
(adj)-
1. of or relating to extreme pwnage.
2. preforming or tending to preform acts of total domination.
1. of or relating to extreme pwnage.
2. preforming or tending to preform acts of total domination.
1. George Washington sent 13,000 troops to suppress a few hundred drunk farmers in the Whiskey Rebellion. Needless to say, it was a pwngistic event.
2. The competition at the 2008 Beijing Summer Olympics was wiped out by the pwngistic Michael Phelps who won 8 gold medals that year.
2. The competition at the 2008 Beijing Summer Olympics was wiped out by the pwngistic Michael Phelps who won 8 gold medals that year.
Pwngistic by SomberFortress July 6, 2010
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Penisticles
I had to get a physical today. The worst part is having to drop my pants and expose my penisticles so that the doctor could check for a hernia.
Penisticles by thatoneguywhoeatskids April 19, 2015
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its a relatively non affensive insult taking the words 'penis' and wanker' and combining them to make something not quite as good as either.
penistic winker by bee&mays florist February 21, 2009
pwnstick
Pwnstick(1)
Noun
The object of which somebody is "pwned" with, often associated with the banhammer. After the event of which somebody is pwned with the object, the object is then known as a pwnstick for the rest of its existence.
Pwnstick(2)
Verb
When somebody is the victim of a pwnstick attack, he has been pwnstick'd. The term "pwnstick'd" is a synonym for owned, pwned, and banned.
Pwnstick(3)
Noun
A large penis.
Noun
The object of which somebody is "pwned" with, often associated with the banhammer. After the event of which somebody is pwned with the object, the object is then known as a pwnstick for the rest of its existence.
Pwnstick(2)
Verb
When somebody is the victim of a pwnstick attack, he has been pwnstick'd. The term "pwnstick'd" is a synonym for owned, pwned, and banned.
Pwnstick(3)
Noun
A large penis.
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