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Pwngistic 

(adj)-
1. of or relating to extreme pwnage.
2. preforming or tending to preform acts of total domination.
1. George Washington sent 13,000 troops to suppress a few hundred drunk farmers in the Whiskey Rebellion. Needless to say, it was a pwngistic event.

2. The competition at the 2008 Beijing Summer Olympics was wiped out by the pwngistic Michael Phelps who won 8 gold medals that year.
Pwngistic by SomberFortress July 6, 2010
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Penisticles

The collective term for a mans penis and testicles. Much more efficient since it is one word.
I had to get a physical today. The worst part is having to drop my pants and expose my penisticles so that the doctor could check for a hernia.

penistic winker 

its a relatively non affensive insult taking the words 'penis' and wanker' and combining them to make something not quite as good as either.
man 'oh, this idiot stole my car and killed my dog'

man2 'what a penistic winker'
penistic winker by bee&mays florist February 21, 2009

pwnstick 

Pwnstick(1)

Noun

The object of which somebody is "pwned" with, often associated with the banhammer. After the event of which somebody is pwned with the object, the object is then known as a pwnstick for the rest of its existence.


Pwnstick(2)

Verb

When somebody is the victim of a pwnstick attack, he has been pwnstick'd. The term "pwnstick'd" is a synonym for owned, pwned, and banned.

Pwnstick(3)

Noun

A large penis.
Did you see Mike get hit with that pwnstick?



Josh just got fuckin' pwnsticked!



Kate rode his pwnstick like a bike.
pwnstick by prms March 30, 2009

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
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cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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