Pustachio

A guy that is too young to grow a mustache but grows a lame ass one anyway.

Did you see that fuzz on Aaron's upper lip ? He's 12, it looks like he glued pubes to his lip. . . a pustachio !!!

by MTS73 August 25, 2010

Pustachio

When a man 'nuts' on a woman's pustache

I made sure I smeared it in and really painted that pustachio

by Iwantcheddar March 7, 2018