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prosciutto curtains 

Piss flaps or labia majora that resemble a dry-cured ham that is usually thinly sliced and served uncooked.
That chick I hooked up with had really sexy prosciutto curtains that hung down like soft fleshy saddle bags and made me hungry for antipasto.
prosciutto curtains by sbp1029 November 5, 2013
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Prosciutto 

Dry-ish sweet tasting ham from Italy. Very thinly sliced and it tastes AWESOME. There doesn't seem to be enough of it.
I want some prosciutto in my sandwich.
Prosciutto by DarkyFish November 2, 2013

PROFECTIONIST 

The Profectionist was a perfect profesional
PROFECTIONIST by suckdick69 March 14, 2009

Prosciutto 

Prosciutto be turning people on the train into boomers🤑
Prosciutto by Johnny Unlimited November 11, 2019

profstitute 

A person (usually female) who consistently chooses profile pictures on social media in which they are wearing little clothing to attract attention to themselves, and gain maximum "likes." Essentially selling themselves out for online attention.
"Yo bro did you see Jessica's new bikini prof pic? She got 450 likes!"
"Yeah cuz shes such a profstitute doe."
profstitute by Skilliam Shakespeare February 28, 2014

prosciutto 

Noun: Cured ham from Italy: usually served as an hors d'oeuvre.

Used to describe Continuity Remainers also called Hard Remainers in the UK Brexit debate.

A counterpose to gammon, a derogatory term used to describe followers of a Hard Brexit
The prosciutto are demanding to revoke Article 50
prosciutto by dcotton April 7, 2019