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Profucktive 

When you're trying to be productive, but fuck up, turning it into being Profucktive.
Person 1: Man, I'm really behind on this project.
Person 2: Yeah, I'm just being really profucktive, not doing much.

Profucktive 

Being highly productive at f#*cking things up
Man, today was a totally profucktive day. Everything I touched fell to pieces. I should have stayed in bed.
Profucktive by Keehop June 4, 2016

Profucktive 

Excelling in an area related to or focusing on sex and/or masturbation.
1: I was abnormally profucktive last night.

2: Oh yeah? Hook up with some chicks?

1: Well I don't want to brag bu

3: HE WAS UP ALL NIGHT MASTURBATING
Profucktive by lotsaspaghetti March 4, 2010

profucktive 

Profiencent at fucking anything and everything within reason up.
Daniel, is profucktive at relationships
profucktive by mayormaynot420 February 4, 2010

profucktive 

when you are so busy working and being productive but manage to squeeze in a really hot fuck session
her: oh wow, i had a stack of papers to enter and spreadsheets to update but i took a longer break and we had the hottest sex ever!
coworker: no wonder you're so happy at work! you're profucktive to the nth!
profucktive by wingedunicorn January 28, 2013

Profucktive 

''Oh no im behind on my nutrition project and Time plans!!''
''Better go get Profucktive m8''
Profucktive by ImmortalRocker April 1, 2015