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Procrastorbate 

The act of waiting to masturbate til you're alone.
I have to procrastorbate while moms still home.
Procrastorbate by yooperdude1 December 16, 2011

Procrastorbater

A person who frequently procrastinates and instead masturbates.
“Mark was very busy with his workload, instead of doing the work he masturbated all day. He is such a procrastorbater.”
Procrastorbater by Palavinator February 3, 2026