Procrastoolate

When you put something off for so long that you might as well forget about doing it.

I Procrastoolated all weekend and never did the laundry.

Procrastoolate by OwningKristina July 18, 2012

Procrastorbate 

The act of waiting to masturbate til you're alone.

I have to procrastorbate while moms still home.

Procrastorbate by yooperdude1 December 16, 2011

Procrastorbater

A person who frequently procrastinates and instead masturbates.

“Mark was very busy with his workload, instead of doing the work he masturbated all day. He is such a procrastorbater.”

Procrastorbater by Palavinator February 3, 2026