Poopjaculate
Poopjaculate by Anal Czar September 7, 2010
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Poojaculate
Person 1: Hey babe, I feel a big shit coming, how about you come lay on the floor in front of the toilet and I poojaculate on you?
Person 2: Sounds great, I love to be poojaculated on!
Person 2: Sounds great, I love to be poojaculated on!
Poojaculate by monkeytickler23 August 17, 2014
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Poopticulate
n. The material expelled from one's anus as a result of farting. Usually detected as a smell by another person.
Patrick (passing gas): man that felt good.
Josh: gross dude, I don't want all that poopticulate in my nose and mouth. Open a window.
Josh: gross dude, I don't want all that poopticulate in my nose and mouth. Open a window.
Poopticulate by Dooshtastic March 24, 2009
poojaculating
A feeling so good it is almost as good as pooing and ejaculating combined. A.K.A. the best feeling in life.
An unbelievably nice feeling such as ejaculating or pooing.
Person one: "After a week of camp I just need a good shower."
Person two: "I bet it's almost as good as poojaculating."
Person one: "After a week of camp I just need a good shower."
Person two: "I bet it's almost as good as poojaculating."
poojaculating by @Brackers21 December 18, 2011
poojaculation
This is an explosive poop blasting and spackeling the back of the porcelan due to a concurrent explosive ejaculation.
poojaculation by Galactic bad ass May 26, 2017
projaculate
When somone vomits their emotions and feelings on you or when they jump to conclusions about how you feel based on no actual evidence.
(After a 10 minute venting session)...Guy 1: "You think I'm stupid don't you? You just think I'm the dumbest person after what I just told you"
Guy 2: "Bro, you're projaculate (ing). I have literally have been just listening this whole time"
Guy 2: "Bro, you're projaculate (ing). I have literally have been just listening this whole time"
projaculate by reemyb January 29, 2021
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