As my butt began its decent to the toilet seat for a bowel movement I peeked between my thighs, and to my surpise a poopapotamus was staring right at me

poopapotamus by Buck Nasty Senior August 7, 2012

Poopipulate

(puːpɪpjəˌleɪt)
verb

1. To manipulate fecal matter with one's hands or by means of a tool, as through inspection, analysis, or curiosity.

2. Also, the noun "poopipulation", the act of poopipulating

"Some quick poopipulation will surely uncover that nickel I ate yesterday!"

"The strange gem-like sheen of Jeremy's shit spurred him to poopipulate it until his Mom got home and asked him what the fuck he was doing"

Poopipulate by notanyonethatdeservesattention August 21, 2013

poopaplegic

Someone who has sat on the toilet browsing the internet on their phone for so long that their legs no longer work properly.

I took a 40 minute shit yesterday and feel over when I stood up because I had beome a poopaplegic

poopaplegic by Sexystavros October 22, 2020

poopakuto

A funny name meant in a fabulously poopy way.

I love cup poopakuto.

poopakuto by Cup Poopakuto April 22, 2021

poopaluptus

The scent of a babies diaper in the air.

BABY: WAAAAAA!!! Mom change my diaper!!!!
MOM: OKAY JEEZ!!!!
*changes diaper*
MOM: Aw nasty it smells like poopaluptus now!

poopaluptus by Jolive March 19, 2014

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026