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poop staber

a poop staber is a boy who uses his penis and rubs it around in other men's ass
john vincent is a poop staber and has no friends. boy that john vincent is sure a poop staber eh
poop staber by shady the nig September 8, 2004

poop staber

well a poop staber likes to use the tip of his penis and move it around in other men's ass's. a poop staber refers to a male homosexual for example john vincent or kyle turpie. it is an insult and not a good thing
that warren knapp is a poop staber with chris craik
poop staber by F.U.B.A.R. September 13, 2004

poop staber

a poop staber is a male who is gay. some other names for a poop staber is: gear box, ass pirate, hershey highway, john vincent, carpet muncher or my favourite Branden van asseldonk
you know that kyle turpie?
yeah
he's a poop staber
duh so is warren knapp
poop staber by F.U.B.A.R. September 13, 2004

poop staber

a poop staber is a male who is gay. most young poop stabers belong to john vincent's f-f-f-f-f-f fag unit. a poop staber likes men. ie warren knapp
that john vincent is such a poop staber and it is anoying me that he is going out with chris traits instead of me kyle turpie
poop staber by vincent loves turpie September 13, 2004

poop staber

when your getting your salad tossed which means getting your asshole eattin out, do you pefer jelly or suryp. kyle turpie perfers suryp. vincent likes it straight up.
that john vincent is sure a fucking poop staber
poop staber by F.U.B.A.R. September 13, 2004

poop staber

a poop staber is a male homo sexual who has anal sex every day. john vincent is a carpet muncher
that john vincent is a fucking poop staber and his ass is a gear box. damb i have to sleep over at his house tonight what should i do?
ducktape your ass shut
poop staber by shady the nig September 10, 2004
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
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