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A word put in someone else's Facebook status to indicate that they have left their Facebook account signed in and unattended. It's considered to be a tame version of frape, and can be achieved in a manner of seconds because of its short and simple nature.

It usually takes the form of "(name) is Poobie." but variations on the standard poobie are often used. It is also used as a verb to describe the action of poobie.

Being poobied brings shame on the recipient and lets their friends know that they have been stupid enough to allow circumstances in which poobie could occur. It is against poobie law for the recipient to delete a poobie, unless it was done in unfair circumstances, e.g. hacking.
Joe Blogs is Poobie!
Jane Blogs is poobielicious, so delicious, make the boys go loco.
I poobied my mum yesterday, she didn't get it.
Poobie by WeezleBlondini November 30, 2010
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When you take a phat shit on a woman's chest and the poop slides between her breasts.
James gave Sara poobie's last night. Good thing it was solid.
Poobie by Anonymous C! February 1, 2017
A person who insists on having a full fledge conversation with you in the bathroom while taking a dump.
Dude gross, your such a PooBeer. No I don't want to talk to you while your taking a dump, man.
PooBeer by urbanwordhunter April 16, 2010
The combined action of taking a poop and smoking a doobie.
Hey man what’s up?

Not much man just poopin and smoking a doobie.
Oh you mean you’re taking a poobie?

Yup
Poobie by Mr. Ganjaman March 25, 2019
A person with large fake breasts, but instead of silicone, they are filled with poop.
"Dude, that chick's poobies are gonna like leak all over your face man!"

"Like, omg I think my poobies are like rotting! I like tots can't get the smell of poop out of my bras!"

"Hey bra, I loved sucking on your mom's stinky poobies last night."
Poobies by Nutters Nutsack September 8, 2013
When women work out and get a cross between Pectoral muscles and Breasts.
"Man that chick on the Bowflex commercial had some rock hard Poobies! But they're not for me, man."
Poobies by AmazingFuzzle August 4, 2008