Poo Chop 

The act of taking one's hand and swinging upward into the colon of an unsuspecting victim, thus causing them to poo their pants.

A friend of my once did this to my buddy. The victim was picking something off the ground when the suspect "Poo Chopped" him right in the sphincter causing him to drop a deuce in his whitey-tighties, and run for the nearest "john".

Poo Chop by Phillip09 March 21, 2008

chop off poo 

when you are consumed in the act of pooing, and are having a jolly good time, and you have to squeeze the poo off early for reasons like a phone call or an I.M., thus leaving you unsatisfied, and with quite a messy bottom to deal with.

1.I have to chop one off, and answer the phone.

2.I chopped a poo off yesturday, and it took me 30 minutes to get all of the doodoo butter off.

chop off poo by Earl G. October 25, 2004