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polmusing
to secretly be vigilant over someone to obtain information about them because of their insecurity of them
"He was polmusing him because he feared for his daughter."
"Hey stop reading my comments and polmusing me!"
"Hey stop reading my comments and polmusing me!"
polmusing by renmar jesse July 17, 2006
Polmonem Respis
Name: Polmonem Respis
Pronunciation: Pulmó-num Rēs-pis
Description: Polmonem Respis (more commonly referred to as "Rhespis") is an extremely rare genetic disorder originating from within the lungs. this disorder is most commonly found in females. The name Polmonem derives from the Latin term "fatiguer" meaning "to tire".
Symptoms of this disorder consist of mostly anxiety, sleepiness, shortness of breath, sore chest, sodium cravings, along with lack of focus and dizziness.
Pronunciation: Pulmó-num Rēs-pis
Description: Polmonem Respis (more commonly referred to as "Rhespis") is an extremely rare genetic disorder originating from within the lungs. this disorder is most commonly found in females. The name Polmonem derives from the Latin term "fatiguer" meaning "to tire".
Symptoms of this disorder consist of mostly anxiety, sleepiness, shortness of breath, sore chest, sodium cravings, along with lack of focus and dizziness.
Polmonem Respis by topsource101 November 7, 2018
Polmonitification
A very specific process within which one has a large (girth of 30-35cm) commercially available dildo is - for the lack of a better term - forced into another's rectum by one of their friends, the friend has to be a 2nd cousin. Once the dildo is fully inundated in the anus, an unofficial hemorrhoidectomy is performed without anesthesia, and the popped hemorrhoids are ground down are snorted by the target.
Guy 1 says, 'I want something new, sex sucks!'
Guy 2 replies, excitingly, 'You should try a polmonitification!'
Guy 1 replies, 'What the fuck?'
Guy 2 replies, 'Just get your second cousin, force a dildo up ya, pop some hemoroids, snort them, and then rip the dildo out dogs!'
Guy 2 replies, excitingly, 'You should try a polmonitification!'
Guy 1 replies, 'What the fuck?'
Guy 2 replies, 'Just get your second cousin, force a dildo up ya, pop some hemoroids, snort them, and then rip the dildo out dogs!'
Polmonitification by Moisturawd March 8, 2021
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"