Poctor 

Sexy beast, amazing, awesome in every way.

Guy 1:Hey look and Scotti and Ben
Guy 2:Yeah, they're so poctor

Poctor by calibrix July 29, 2012

Pectoralysis 

Loss of pectoral muscle function and range of motion. Most commonly caused by excessive chest exercises in a workout.

Side effects include: Slowed Upper body movement speed, Soreness, Acute desire to stretch chest area, Chronic probing of chest.

Chronic Pectoralysis leads to: Enhanced Breast size, Rounding of breasts, Increased bench press, Enhanced Peacocking ablility

Exercises known to cause Pectoralysis:
-Bench Press
-Chest Flys
-Incline/Decline Bench Press
-Pec Deck
-Multiple Varriations of Push Ups (medicine ball, One handed, Bosu Walkovers, Etc..)

-I did the P-90X chest/Back workout and I had Pectoralysis for a week!

-Hey man did you get Pectoralysis from Mondays workout?

-Sorry Coach I cant do push ups today, I have a severe case of Pectoralysis.

Pectoralysis by Bobby Blueberry July 14, 2011

Sam Pottorff 

The state of being as perfect as possible and blessed with toned abs and rosy cheeks and fat pink lips
You just want to rub lotion all over that nigga man

Damn that Sam Pottorff!

Sam Pottorff by @samsboothang on twitter December 5, 2013

Peace Out Proctor 

Peace Out Proctor ( or P.O.P.) refers to when one of your bros leaves a hang out or party without saying good bye. Usually accompanied by leaving with their girlfriend. And when commonly asked about it later they normally give a lame excuse as to why they pulled a Peace Out Proctor (P.O.P.)

We were all broing out at Joe's house and Alex totally pulled a Peace Out Proctor.

Peace Out Proctor by BirdArms July 6, 2010

doctor proctor 

Proctologist (ass doctor)

Hey old timer, did doctor proctor check out your prostate with his boney finger?

doctor proctor by Eddy October 13, 2006

proctored 

To make a blatent error in judgement or blundering mistake which benefits opponents or gives them an increased advantage in any type of competition. Derived from the 2006 Clemson University Football Team's quarterback, Will Proctor.

Dude, who's team are you playing for? You totally fucking proctored us!

proctored by avl November 11, 2008

Proctor Goggles 

Proctor Goggles is something you attain while spending long periods of time at Proctor Academy. Due to the fact that there are very few attractive proctor students so ugly students become decent, decent students become hot, and hot students become goddesses. It is very inconvenient especially after leaving the campus because people you would normally find ugly are good looking and the good looking ones grab your attention too an amount that is unnecessary.

Nick- "Dude that chick is so hot."

Connor- "I dont know what your talking about bro, she is hideous, i think you've still got proctor goggles on."

Proctor Goggles by PA all the way March 21, 2011