Peterbummed is the correct term used for a male's sexual reproductive organ that is in the state of being bummed or "soft".
The feeling of being "Peterbummed" is usually caused by a friend that either cock blocks, punches you in your "jewls", an erectile disfunction, a man named peter being bummed out, or a situation where you're just not spunky enough when the time to perform arises.
Nickname for someone named Peter a peterus is rarely found in the wild but when found he will outsmart you with his big brain. Commonly it's found that peteruses have really big dicks, but the one we found for this example. Has a very small liddle dick
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'