Perrying 

Verb: The act of getting blackout drunk, passing out, and vomiting all over oneself and ones surroundings.

"So What ever happened to Mike last night?"

"I'm not sure, the last time i saw him, he was Perrying on his second couch of the night."

Perrying by Super-Pledge November 6, 2012

Perrying 

A term primarily used in sports like hockey, when a player has sex with one of their teammates mom.

Cory: "Little buddy, I don't know how to say this but I have been Perrying your mom"
Connor: "If your Perrying my mom, does that make you my step dad?"

Perrying by BDicky November 29, 2023

Katy Perrying 

The art of listening or watching, memorising Katy Perry performances, videos and lyrics.

This could be in an obsessive fashion, or hardcore girl fan style.

This could also mean someone who is completely obsessed or deluded with Katy Perry in every way and is constantly needing to get their 'KP' fix, this is known as Katy Perrying.

Person 1: "Hey dude, wanna hang out today?"
Person 2: "No sorry, I'm Katy Perrying all day"
Person 1: "WTF, that stupid bitch who can't sing and has big tits?"
Person 2: "STFU.... *starts crying*

Katy Perrying by Jackula August 20, 2009

Mathew Perrying

The act of crossing your arms behind your back while adressing a person or group. Often performed with uptight posture and facial expressions.

"That guest speaker was Mathew Perrying the whole time!"

"I don't know what to do with my arms so I stick to Mathew Perrying it."

Mathew Perrying by KirkRaves May 9, 2014

Jesse Perring 

The equivalent of Chuck Norris to the e-world of League of Legends

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The Saga of Jesse Perring

- When Jesse Perring enters a game, the Baron ragequits.
- Items in the shop pay Jesse Perring to be used.
- Jesse Perring's ELO is longer than pi.
- When Jesse Perring gets in range, turrets target themselves.
- When Jesse Perring uses Karthus's ultimate, several people in Asia die.
- When Blitzcrank uses Rocket Grab, he is pulled to Jesse Perring.
- Jesse Perring plays League of Legends with the monitor off.
- Guardian Angel armor is really Cloth Armor that Jesse Perring has touched.
- Jesse Perring uses Ashe's Frost Arrow to hit opponents in next week's game.
- Jesse Perring has gotten a dodecakill in a one-on-one game.

- Jesse Perring has kissed Skribbles on the mouth...with tongue...really...

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1. Can i join Jesseperringfanclub right now?

2. Sign my mousepad jesse perring!

3. I would shit myself if i saw jesse perring.

4. HOLY SHIT, IT'S JESSE PERRING!!! *explosive diarrhea*

Jesse Perring by Jesseperringfanclub December 2, 2010

perringraph 

Perringraph: noun
Paragraphs characterised by continuous, non-stop flow of words that lack pauses, breaks or punctuation.

She won't stop talking, it's like she's speaking in perringraphs.

perringraph by doopitydooda July 12, 2021

Disa-perry-ing 

When one disappears for a long period of time and goes unnoticed by the people they are with, and then spontaneously appears at a later time.

John: Hey guys, lets go to the movies

Bill: Alright, Cool

John: Where's Sam?

Bill: Come on we're going to be late

....after the movie

Bill: Oh man that movie was so funny

John: Yeah that was the best thing I've seen in a while

Sam: Oh man guys that was so cool.

Bill and John: Oh there you are Sam! You must have been Disa-perry-ing on us again.

Disa-perry-ing by Jackwagon in the box November 15, 2011