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Permashifting
Permashifting is when you shift to another reality forever or for a very long time. The name suggests that it has to be permanent, but it’s also called Permashifting if you come back to this reality after a long time, like a year.
Person 1: I Permashifted to Hogwarts once.
Person 2: How long were you gone?
Person 1: Two years, but I’m thinking about going there forever.
Person 2: Permashifting is a big decision, but remember, you can always come back!
Person 2: How long were you gone?
Person 1: Two years, but I’m thinking about going there forever.
Person 2: Permashifting is a big decision, but remember, you can always come back!
Permashifting by A human being that slays October 15, 2022
Related Words
Permolash • Permashot • Permashacker • permashades • Permashadow • permashame • Permashart • permashift • Permashifting • permashit
permashades
A seemingly permanent sunglass-shaped tan line outlining one's optical region. Caused by dangerously high levels of ultraviolet exposure. Commonly found on the faces of bronze beach babes and metrosexual males.
Dude 1: What happened to your boy's face? Did he fall asleep at the beach?
Dude 2: Nah. He just picked up a new pair of permashades at the tanning salon.
Dude 1: He's so metro.
Dude 2: Nah. He just picked up a new pair of permashades at the tanning salon.
Dude 1: He's so metro.
permashades by super adam January 15, 2010
Permashitshow
Permashitshow: Individuals who are generally more intoxicated than others, and thus make everyone else look good for not being so fuc*ed up.
They tend to sweat twice as much as others at the gym due to the immense amount of alcoholic substances in their bodies.
They tend to sweat twice as much as others at the gym due to the immense amount of alcoholic substances in their bodies.
Permashitshow by JL 4 LYF3 October 21, 2010
Permashacker
Noun. A sorostitute with which you are in a long term relationship, and thus sleeps at your apartment, house, or fratcastle more than she sleeps at her own sorority house.
Jess - Do you ever sleep in your cold air bed anymore?
Courtney - No, I'm a permashacker at Joey's fraternity. I can't remember the last time I actually slept at our house.
Courtney - No, I'm a permashacker at Joey's fraternity. I can't remember the last time I actually slept at our house.
Permashacker by PeaceLovePartyOn February 20, 2011
permashot
When someone calls permashot in a car, then they have shotgun (front seat) at all times while riding in that car.
permashot by Rachel and Darren December 19, 2008
permashift
When you shift realities but choose to permanently shift there, unlike respawning, when you permashift you always have the choice to return to your CR.
Girl1: hey I think I might permashift
Girl2: ok but just make sure your 100% sure since it’s a big decision
Girl2: ok but just make sure your 100% sure since it’s a big decision
permashift by your mom123412341 April 11, 2022
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.