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perishable food
FOOD THAT YOU SHOULD NOT BRING TO THE AVE. The likelihood that this food goes bad is 100%. An avetard will completely forget about this food in the pantry and let it go bad. When it goes bad, an avetard still won't give a shit, and will most likely eat it anyways no matter how old it is and how bad it smells. Most of the food at the Ave also most likely ends up being covered in mold.
Yea, Ian ate those beans that were just sitting on the counter for 3 weeks that smelled like shit even though I told him they were an example of a perishable food, he said they tasted good.
perishable food by TurnM3Up November 12, 2019
Related Words
Permish • permisha • Permishmagee • perish • permiscuous • permission to dance • Perfish • Permashot • Permised • permissive
Perish the Thot.
An otherwise twist on the original definition for an unwelcomed thought combined with the definition of a promiscuous female.
Perish the Thot. by lazyassbum May 1, 2020
Permission to dance
1. Amazing song made by bts, whit an awesome music video you should see
2. Whatcha ask your girlfriend for, when you really want sex.
2. Whatcha ask your girlfriend for, when you really want sex.
1. A: hey, have you seen the latest BTS song, permission to dance? B: not yet, but I heard it has an awesome music video. A: are u gonna watch it today? B: bruh, i'm legit watching it rn
2. Jason Derulo: Let me take you dancing
Two-step to the bedroom
We don't need no dance floor
Let me see your best move
Anything could happen
Ever since I met you
No need to imagine
Baby, all I'm asking
Is let me take you dancing
2. Jason Derulo: Let me take you dancing
Two-step to the bedroom
We don't need no dance floor
Let me see your best move
Anything could happen
Ever since I met you
No need to imagine
Baby, all I'm asking
Is let me take you dancing
Permission to dance by i_stan_kpop July 12, 2021
oral permission
Fellatio or cunnilingus performed reluctantly or under duress.
Usually the recipient states an outlandish or frightening claim designed to garner sympathy or engender fear to convinced another to provide oral stimulation. Examples include claiming to have terminal cancer, or threatening divorce, or claiming that the world will end, or that ones genitals will explode if the act is not completed immediately
Such as: I just found out I have a stage 5 glioma and I'm still a virgin. I just really wanted feel what it was like to get a bj/ have someone go down on me before I die.
Usually the recipient states an outlandish or frightening claim designed to garner sympathy or engender fear to convinced another to provide oral stimulation. Examples include claiming to have terminal cancer, or threatening divorce, or claiming that the world will end, or that ones genitals will explode if the act is not completed immediately
Such as: I just found out I have a stage 5 glioma and I'm still a virgin. I just really wanted feel what it was like to get a bj/ have someone go down on me before I die.
"Please give me oral permission as an acknowledgment of your willingness otherwise we will glide to destruct."
Philip K. Dick
Lies, Inc.
Philip K. Dick
Lies, Inc.
oral permission by errataagain October 9, 2009
All Shall Perish
All Shall Perish is a deathcore quintet from Oakland, California formed in 2002. All Shall Perish combines various genres, including death metal, deathgrind, metalcore, and sludge metal. All Shall Perish is known for their vocalizations of "pig squeals".citation needed Since 2005, All Shall Perish have delivered two records off of Nuclear Blast. The debut album, Hate, Malice, Revenge, was originally released by Japanese record label Amputated Vein Records in 2003. In 2005, it was re-released by Nuclear Blast and since then has received mostly underground acclaim. In 2006, The Price of Existence was released to largely positive critical reaction. The first single, "Eradication", was made into a video and is played on MTV2's Headbanger's Ball.
Guitarist Caysen Russo and vocalist Craig Betit only appear on the band's first studio album, they were both replaced, respectively, with Chris Storey and Hernan "Eddie" Hermida by the time of their second release.
The band has commented on a follow up to The Price of Existence, and in an interview mentioned, "After The Big Booty Business tour All Shall Perish will find itself writing its third full length album on Nuclear Blast Records. We are looking to have it out by next August/September.
Guitarist Caysen Russo and vocalist Craig Betit only appear on the band's first studio album, they were both replaced, respectively, with Chris Storey and Hernan "Eddie" Hermida by the time of their second release.
The band has commented on a follow up to The Price of Existence, and in an interview mentioned, "After The Big Booty Business tour All Shall Perish will find itself writing its third full length album on Nuclear Blast Records. We are looking to have it out by next August/September.
All Shall Perish by Joe Nazmdeh June 15, 2008
eye permission
Slang for when a person gives another eye contact that amounts to a nonverbal “green light” to proceed with something.
Although he said nothing, I could see that the guard was giving me eye permission to enter through the gates without stopping.
eye permission by Dr Bunnygirl March 19, 2019
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"