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Permacrunk 

When two or more jammers achieve a level of drunk/crunkenness that remains permanent over an extended period of time
yo steph, lets keep it real and become permacrunk this weekend.

legit, laura.
Permacrunk by Jammer1491 January 29, 2010
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Permacunt 

When somebody has acted cuntishely on a frequent basis. Permacunt differs from cunt in that the reputation of said person has become so immensely cuntish that they will forever be deemed a cunt.
-"She is such a cunt, she will permanently be a cunt."
-"Yeah, man, she's a permacunt for sure."
Permacunt by My Name Isn't Tyler Allen September 20, 2011
Permacrud is the irremovable layer of filth ground into the carpeting and/or floorboards of a hooptie. It is usually comprised of crumbs of food, trash, rust, dirt, mud, spilled beer, tobacco, weed, and various types of "mold". This is the layer below the beer cans, snack bags, and cigarette butts.

Permacrud is formed over a period of years, appearing as vehicle "matures" into a hooptie. It takes years of neglect, regular intervals of pressure from passengers' footwear, and exposure to seasonal temperature changes for permacrud to form.

Once formed, permacrud cannot be removed without removing the carpeting and/or floorboards.
My old lady: "I thought you cleaned this piece of shit!"

Me: "I did! Do you see any any beer cans or McDonald's bags anywhere?"

My old lady: "EWWW it's gross!"

Me: "It's just permacrud. Get in the fucking car and and work the blinker for me would ya?"

Permadrunk 

n., adj.

A person who exhibits intoxicated behaviors consistently without the consumption of alcohol is referred to as permadrunk.
Betty acts like she is drunk all the time, I think she's permadrunk.

or,

Betty acts like she is drunk all the time, I think shes a permadrunk.

permacrank 

A state of permanent crankiness; generally onset after continuous demoralization and disenfranchisement of an individual or group, in a workplace or household.
"What is up with Joe today?" ~ "He's permacranked, man."

"Permacrank setting in again"
permacrank by leonleonleon November 3, 2021

Permacrust

The stuff you find at the bottom of your trash can underneath the liner. Usually consists of some kind of old dried sticky spill, maybe a random paper towel and some other gross kitchen related products
I took out the trash the other day and I noticed that the permacrust in the bottom of the trash can looked like it was growing something
Permacrust by Gretchen0807 July 21, 2009

permafunk 

My date with Benny was a real downer--he's suffering from a bad case of permafunk.
permafunk by Benny Blue March 26, 2007
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murderhobo 

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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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