Pantsloth 

The magical place on a woman's body. Her vajay-jay.

I shaved the pantsloth today, it's very angry now.
I hate this new underwear I bought, it can barely contain the pantsloth.

Pantsloth by thepantslothsupportersoftoday September 12, 2009

Pantsworthy

Having adequate merit to justify putting on pants for.

"Dan’s wedding seems like a pantsworthy event."

“Dude, where are your pants?” “I hardly think drive-thru Taco Bell is pantsworthy.”

Pantsworthy by This is not Pantsworthy May 10, 2010

pantsloader

An extremely poor performance when a good one is needed--can occur in any sport or area of endeavor.

(Shitting one's pants, usually figuratively, but could be literally)

He needed to put the ball on the green, but shanked it into the pond--his second pantsloader that round.

The politician seemed to present a cogent explanation, but came out with a real pantsloader when he thought the mike was off.

pantsloader by Dr. Foo August 13, 2010

Pantsload 

A person who has been promoted from the status of douchebag and attained the vaunted title of pantsload. The nuts and bolts of it is the general comparison of a specific person to a pair of pants full of human shit.

"I've never seen Todd going down on the boss, but I wouldn't put it past him," stated Rodney. "Yeah, man, that dude will do anything to get ahead in the company. He's such a freaking douchebag," replied Stewart. "No Stewart," exclaimed Rodney. "He's way beyond a douchebag. Todd is a complete and utter pantsload."

Pantsload by Simpth April 26, 2008

Pantsonheadretarded 

Someone to be so retarded that they wear their pants on their head instead of on their lower body region.

Timmy is so pantsonheadretarded

Pantsonheadretarded by Domgod August 8, 2008