2 definitions by Simpth
A person who has been promoted from the status of douchebag and attained the vaunted title of pantsload. The nuts and bolts of it is the general comparison of a specific person to a pair of pants full of human shit.
"I've never seen Todd going down on the boss, but I wouldn't put it past him," stated Rodney. "Yeah, man, that dude will do anything to get ahead in the company. He's such a freaking douchebag," replied Stewart. "No Stewart," exclaimed Rodney. "He's way beyond a douchebag. Todd is a complete and utter pantsload."
by Simpth April 26, 2008
Tagging your girl in the brown eye while bending her over the toilet and shoving her face in it. If she wants it with "aus jus," she has to have dropped a log in the toilet beforehand.
Sally said she was feeling hungry for a "French Dip with Aus Jus." She broke up with me when she found out my version was much much different than hers.
by Simpth December 7, 2007