Someone who thinks they're the Paladin of Justice, but in reality they're just a self-righteous douche bag who needs to be slapped in the face with a dirty fish
Polidano is the best ever, everyone loves him and he is a legend. He is the best at everything. He is so confident and smart. He is / will be a successful man with lots of money.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).