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orgasmatron 

i am the one ORGASMATRON, the outstretched, grasping hand
orgasmatron by Gumba Gumba February 20, 2004

orgasmatron 

A large phone-booth-like device used to automate sex. As seen in the movie "Sleeper", by Woody Allen.
Would you like to step into the Orgasmatron with me?
orgasmatron by Frac June 11, 2006

Orgasmatronic 

Pleasing or orgasmic enough to give robots orgasms. And robots aren't supposed to feel anything.
Dude 1: So how was that robot?
Dude 2: My penis was so large that it screamed my name in ecstasy!
Robot: Damn right, it was orgasmatronic.
Orgasmatronic by Aaron Cock February 25, 2011

orgasmatron 

The orgasmatron is a remote operated spinal implant that will stimulate a woman to the brink of orgasm with the push of a button. Clinical trial(s) began in 2003 with the approval of the FDA. Notwithstanding spirited media coverage, enthusiasm for the procedure has been remarkably low. The surgeon who patented this treatment for "sexual dysfunction" thank you Dr. Stuart Meloy is actually struggling to find volunteers for the trial presently the operation is only available for women. The anticipated cost of surgery is somewhere between $13-17,000.
Ladies interested in the orgasmatron might also consider investing in a cervical plug; this device should prevent the uterus from escaping during the painful procedure.
orgasmatron by Lorn A. W. October 20, 2004

orgasmatronic 

Something is described as "orgasmatronic" when it provides as much pleasure as an orgasmatron.
Tiffany had an orgasmatronic moment as Tim's thick sleek cock swiftly crept its way up her cervix.
orgasmatronic by Desear January 7, 2005

orgasmatron 

Hilarious electro song by Avenue D about a vibrator.
"Batteries included no assembly required
you can stick it in your booty when your pussy gets tired.
Orgasmatron, Orgasmatron,"
orgasmatron by MisterCity May 8, 2006
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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