An arrogant person or textrovert that hides on the internet(their shell)to purposely harass others by saying hurtful and abusive things to others, but when they're stripped from their shell, they tend to be scared and bitchy in real life because of how vulnerable they feel without their shell(the internet).

"These trolls are such Neturtles, they always think they're superior to everyone when it comes to being on the internet. But I betchu they're a bunch of little pussies in real life. LOL!!!"

Neturtle by GhostFalcon March 7, 2018

Related Words

Netucation • Netu • NETUBEEBE • netucated • netular • Neturbation • Neturtle • netusa • Trident :netural_face: • Net Upset

netucated

To be educated through content on the internet.

ex. #1: "Bill doesn't have an education, but he is very netucated."
ex. #2: "I'm netucated and proud!"

netucated by ramaniana August 16, 2010

whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'yin’rt’est’n‘etu’

The ultimate “who” variant.

Guy: Honey, can you check whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'yin’rt’est’n‘etu’ is at the door?

Girl: Jack I want a divorce.

whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'yin’rt’est’n‘etu’ by Cockwobbler69 April 17, 2021

netular

Worthy of being represented on the Internet. Pronounced "NET-chuh-luhr".

Why doesn't that camera store have a web site? It's netular!

netular by pentozali July 15, 2009

Neturbation

The act of Googling yourself.
Tends to be done by people who want to get a sense of pleasure from knowing there are probably othe net users checking them out somewhere...

Was feeling kinda bored last night, so decided to get some neturbation on. Sadly, Google came up with no results so it was kind of an anti-climax...

Neturbation by kryyv March 9, 2010

NETUBEEBE

NIGGERSAUSE

SUCH A NETUBEEBE FAGGOTIESE

NETUBEEBE by cumguzzlerbbebee May 17, 2018

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026