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Neturtle 

An arrogant person or textrovert that hides on the internet(their shell)to purposely harass others by saying hurtful and abusive things to others, but when they're stripped from their shell, they tend to be scared and bitchy in real life because of how vulnerable they feel without their shell(the internet).
"These trolls are such Neturtles, they always think they're superior to everyone when it comes to being on the internet. But I betchu they're a bunch of little pussies in real life. LOL!!!"
Neturtle by GhostFalcon March 7, 2018

netucated 

To be educated through content on the internet.
ex. #1: "Bill doesn't have an education, but he is very netucated."
ex. #2: "I'm netucated and proud!"
netucated by ramaniana August 16, 2010

whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'yin’rt’est’n‘etu’ 

The ultimate “who” variant.
Guy: Honey, can you check whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'yin’rt’est’n‘etu’ is at the door?

Girl: Jack I want a divorce.
Worthy of being represented on the Internet. Pronounced "NET-chuh-luhr".
Why doesn't that camera store have a web site? It's netular!
netular by pentozali July 15, 2009

Neturbation 

The act of Googling yourself.
Tends to be done by people who want to get a sense of pleasure from knowing there are probably othe net users checking them out somewhere...
Was feeling kinda bored last night, so decided to get some neturbation on. Sadly, Google came up with no results so it was kind of an anti-climax...
Neturbation by kryyv March 9, 2010

NETUBEEBE 

SUCH A NETUBEEBE FAGGOTIESE
NETUBEEBE by cumguzzlerbbebee May 17, 2018
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
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