An arrogant person or textrovert that hides on the internet(their shell)to purposely harass others by saying hurtful and abusive things to others, but when they're stripped from their shell, they tend to be scared and bitchy in real life because of how vulnerable they feel without their shell(the internet).
"These trolls are such Neturtles, they always think they're superior to everyone when it comes to being on the internet. But I betchu they're a bunch of little pussies in real life. LOL!!!"
The act of Googling yourself.
Tends to be done by people who want to get a sense of pleasure from knowing there are probably othe net users checking them out somewhere...
Was feeling kinda bored last night, so decided to get some neturbation on. Sadly, Google came up with no results so it was kind of an anti-climax...