pentozali's definitions

rat turd

A very small type of Thai chile pepper with an appearance similar to rat droppings; extremely fiery hot!

If you put a rat turd in your recipe, your Thai red curry will be very spicy.

by pentozali December 28, 2005

mut'eli

Pussy or cunt, in Georgian.

Tamara dzveli mut'eli aris. (Translation: Tamara is an old cunt>)

by pentozali August 2, 2010

Peck's Law

An unwritten law of physics that states that if an object is in free fall and you're trying to prevent it from dropping to the floor, it will always land far away from your hand.

Tried to catch that little Prilosec tablet. I don't see it anywhere; must've rolled under the bed. Peck's Law!

by pentozali April 26, 2010

right field weekend

The weekend before one gets the "good" paycheck for each month. Because one can't achieve much when s/he is faced with this kind of weekend, s/he feels as if s/he were a person stuck playing baseball in right field.

It's so boring being stuck in the house with nothing to do 'cause I don't have any money to go anywhere. I just paid the rent, so it's another paycheck down the toilet. Oh, well, another right field weekend!

by pentozali April 22, 2006

bullgasm

Poweful orgasm with copious ejaculation of semen

Mark had a bullgasm before he had the chance to take his pants off and his jizz ran down his pants leg.

by pentozali August 2, 2014

geh tren zikh

Yiddish phrase that means "go fuck yourself!"

'kh hob nischt kehn koyekh. Geh tren zikh, putz!

by pentozali August 28, 2006

zumdish

Used as a verb, "zumdish" means to make a popping sound by forming a vertical ellipse or "O" shape with tightened lips and slapping the three middle fingers of your hand over the lips. Named after a character in a "LOst in Space" TV episode who had a habit of doing this.

Look at Lenny! He's always the class clown with his zumdish!

by pentozali April 16, 2009