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mustaching

An occupational hazard caused by using cheap staplers: almost like resistoring or telephoning, where the staples do not complete "bite" into the other side of a document, except the staples take on a more rounded form, like a handlebar mustache.
Why does this effing stapler keep on mustaching on me?
by pentozali March 2, 2011
mugGet the mustachingmug.

hot mouth

A person who chooses to stay out and about spreading his illnesses around by coughing and sneezing rather than stay at home and rest.
Fuck---there are so many hot mouths around, I'll have to buy an N95 mask!
by pentozali November 27, 2011
mugGet the hot mouthmug.

carbecue

The process by which a car is smelted into scrap metal at a demolition yard or junkyard (rubbish tip).
Eddie, when your old Chevy went to the carbecue, some of the metal could be in those pliers you're holding.
by pentozali May 25, 2009
mugGet the carbecuemug.

sad fat

Sagging, pillowy fat that appears on some morbidly obese people. Usually occurs when such a person has made unsuccessful attempts to lose weight.
Monica has a lot of sad fat. You can see it when she's sitting down and her arms are hanging off the armrests on her chair.
by pentozali December 23, 2011
mugGet the sad fatmug.

blue-light

One of the "Select" Bx12 buses that run from the corner of Edson Ave. and Bartow Ave. in the Bronx in New York, to the corner of 207th St. and Broadway in Manhattan, New York. The buses are run on an experimental basis to relieve overcrowding on this much-used run: one must insert a Metrocard into a special machine at key stops along the bus route in order to get a paper receipt, then board the bus from the REAR. After several minutes the bus driver will collect the paper receipts. Named for the blue lights that flash at the top, showing that the buses are the "Select" route.
I love to see that blue-light come along---it's a colorful addition to the road!
by pentozali August 6, 2009
mugGet the blue-lightmug.

glezl varms

Idiomatic expression in Yiddish for hot beverages or soup, anything that will warm you up when you're feeling cold. Literally "little glass of warmth".
'A glezl matzoh ball soup iz a glezl varms.
by pentozali July 13, 2007
mugGet the glezl varmsmug.

magnus frater te spectat

Big brother is watching you, in the Latin language.
If you're thinking about destroying the USA, Israel, the UK, and Russia with bombs, nukes, and CBW weapons, forget about it---we've got your number. Magnus frater te spectat!
by pentozali September 26, 2010
mugGet the magnus frater te spectatmug.

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