787 definitions by pentozali

internettle

A web site that "stings" you with too many pop-up advertisements.

I don't recommend that site for your first choice. It's an internettle!

by pentozali September 24, 2008

Those street vendors are selling DVDs of recent movies under the table.

by pentozali July 31, 2007

Cunt, in vanity plate-speak, an approximation of the Russian word, pizda.

That driver with the 17U3DA plate will get a letter from the DMV soon!

by pentozali July 2, 2011

Based mainly on meat, in reference to cuisines.

Colombian food is very carnocentric.

by pentozali August 17, 2013

Lisa is a two-rubber girl...she's that blastalicious!

by pentozali September 24, 2014

Mark had a bullgasm before he had the chance to take his pants off and his jizz ran down his pants leg.

by pentozali August 2, 2014

To stifle a cough, sneeze, throat-clearing, burp, or vomit reflex in your inner sleeve. Resembles Dracula furling or unfurling his cape.

Hey buddy, Drac that sneeze, will you? I don't want your effing cold!

by pentozali October 17, 2013