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TETS

An extremely poisonous pesticide that should never have been made at all. TETS is short for tetramethylenedisulfotetramine,which has a peculiar "cage" chemical structure similar to some compounds found in camphor. TETS is odorless and tasteless and causes violent convulsions in all animals and humans. The pesticide is found in the People's Republic of China and has caused several cases of poisoning there, and sometimes finds its way here in the US, sold illegally by street vendors, where it has caused one fatal case of poisoning. One of the most insidious things about TETS is that it accumulates in the tissues of animals exposed to it and remains unchanged in the enviroment for years.

The Chinese authorities have reported several cases of poisoning from TETS.

by pentozali November 1, 2007

clarinut

An intense devotee of the clarinet and its music. You'll almost always hear a clarinut noodling around with Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart's "Concerto For Clarinet and Orchestra in A Major" before he/she starts practicing scales!

Joe Pappas is a real clarinut! You oughtta listen to him play that run at the beginning of George Gershwin's "Rhapsody In Blue"---he polishes it off like he's born to it!

by pentozali March 4, 2009

LFL

Long @$&*ing (Traffic) Light. The bane of anyone who's in a hurry and is trying to drive or cross the street.

Let's use the Thruway. There are too many LFL's on this street!

by pentozali October 18, 2007

Harplank

Another Pokemon we'd like to see. A Grass-Type Pokemon that looks like a harp formed from planks of wood. Among its attacks are Poison String, Stretch, and Branch Wrap.

Harplank, use Branch Wrap on Carnivine, NOW!

by pentozali August 27, 2007

Superman

The most ass-kickin' superhero in the whole world aside from Batman!

Superman really knocked the stuffing outta that General Zod!

by pentozali March 9, 2008

gift giver

Facetiously, a person who is obviously very ill and should stay home and not spread his "gift" around in public places, such as the office, the movie theater, etc.

Every winter, Ron becomes a gift giver---there are always at least two or three people who come down with the flu after he puts his germy paws all over the file cabinets! Why the f*** doesn't he stay home?!

by pentozali September 25, 2013

fuck song

A folk song that includes obscene lyrics, two examples being "The Necrophiliac Song" ("My name is Jack, deedle ack, deedle ack, I'm a necrophiliac...") or "Barnacle Bill the Sailor"; a bawdy song.

It's fun to sing fuck songs.

by pentozali December 25, 2011