Neturbation 

The act of Googling yourself.
Tends to be done by people who want to get a sense of pleasure from knowing there are probably othe net users checking them out somewhere...

Was feeling kinda bored last night, so decided to get some neturbation on. Sadly, Google came up with no results so it was kind of an anti-climax...

Neturbation by kryyv March 9, 2010

nasturbation 

Nasty masturbation. Used in any situation where masturbation is considered nasty. Can be used in verb form (nasturbate).

Bob was nasturbating in the locker room and creeped everybody out.
Hilda doesn't have a boyfriend so she resorts to nasturbation.

nasturbation by MisZ D3mEan0R January 19, 2008

Nexterbation 

The act of two people facing each other and watching each other masterbate at the same time.

"Since we can't have intercourse, shall we partake in nexterbation?"

Nexterbation by bb_424 October 26, 2012

noseturbation 

It's the process of rapidly breathing in and out using only my nostrils to induce a sneeze.

If you hate having a sneeze that doesn't want to come out, just use noseturbation and blow that nose load.

noseturbation by Idefinecrudeness August 24, 2016

Netucation 

Unique huh ?

I really wanted a word for someone who watches netflix shows alot like a description uk boys dont have a life they just thinking about sex and shit in fact let me surprise you there are some rare boys that do watch Netflix and addicted to it so i googled a word and i found this shit CINEPHILIA well what about using another word like NETUCATION wait i dont think you get it its NETFLIX-EDUCATION

He is such a netucationed guy !

Netucation by Donia April 17, 2020

Netucation 

Someone who is educated about the outside world and other cultures due to watching many Netflix shows and can get their references

"I really like basmala that girl is netucated" Jana told donia.
"Ah yess netucation is very attractive"

Netucation by Jana khaled April 17, 2020

Netucation 

Someone who is educated about the outside world and other cultures due to watching many Netflix shows and can get their references

"Basmala is so netucated she has watched almost every show," Jana told donia.
" well yeah netucation is very attractive"

Netucation by Jana khaled April 17, 2020