Guy 1: what we're you doing for an hour, alone
in the garage?
Guy 2: Hmm? Nothing. Just uhh...
you know lookin' at my new 67' Shelby...
Guy 1: Eww. Dude. You weren't motorbating to it were you?
Guy 2: No. No! of... course not...
Guy 1: ....
Why the fuck do I even hang out with you?