Monkey Room 

A room containing absolutely nothing of useful value or interest in it. In other words, the only way you could possibly get any entertainment out of such a room is to use it as a jerk-off room (like a monkey in a cage with nothing better to do). Can also be used in video games to refer to rooms that are completely empty and serve no better use than to waste your time investigating them (every now and then they might even have a monster in them guarding jack shit).

I wish that I could find a save point right now instead of all these goddamn monkey rooms!

Monkey Room by moose madness January 27, 2008

Server Room Monkey 

This is the asshole that thinks he's so important that he constantly has to go into the server room and stay in there for lengthy periods of time to make himself feel big and mighty.

Oddly, This person most likely also experiences crotchrot , eats skank salad , and is himself a general hick.

Andy is a server room monkey.

Server Room Monkey by Bill W April 22, 2004

monkeyrooster 

The male equivalent of a siren. A monkeyrooster has all of the best qualities that a woman looks for in a partner. To be called a monkeyrooster is to be paid the highest of compliments

You might be a little hasty but by god you're gorgeous, infact I'd even go so far as to call you a monkeyrooster

monkeyrooster by rudegirl April 21, 2004

monkeyrooster 

My bitch.

Get out the KY you dirty little skank monkeyrooster.

monkeyrooster by Jungle April 21, 2004

monkeyrooster 

someone who is fool hardy and acts without thinking

I'm not marrying her, I've only known her two weeks and I aint no monkeyrooster

monkeyrooster by J2R April 20, 2004

monkeyrooster 

an impulsive creature with many same sex admirers.
Mating ritual of the admirer is to imitate the monkeyrooster, until the mammal is weak and easily intruded.

<monkeyr00ster> i hate you
<monkeyrooster> *rolls over and presents*

monkeyrooster by Chillinmink April 20, 2004

monkeyrooster 

a negligent mother hatching her only little brood of insolent social maniacs.

we arched our necks around the metal wreckage of twenty or more salvage cars in the drive way, observing three of the dirty little spawn playing with broken glass and falling out of trees.

monkeyrooster by mercedes April 23, 2004