A person who becomes hopelessly lost out-of-bounds at a ski area. This usually occurrs when a lone gaper attempts to follow a group of locals into their powder stash without their knowledge or consent. The mongur will not be able to keep up with the locals, pull out his cell-phone, and begin speed-dialing the ski patrol, 911, park rangers, and mom, begging to be rescued.
Q: Did you hear about the Joey that almost spent the night in the woods last weekend?

A: Yea! The Mongur didn't even buy the ski patrol a round at the bar after they got him out! JONG!
by E.C.Maggot March 01, 2010

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