Mommyfied 

When you have spent so much time with your kids that you cant function as a normal adult anymore.

"Did she just say she has to go tinkle?" "Yeah, she's mommyfied"

"That poor girl is mommyfied"

Mommyfied by CMRPhillips March 26, 2010

mummified person 

Mummified person is the new politically correct way way to refer to a mummy. At a certain point, political correctness has gone too far.

How to use “mummified person” in a sentence. In contemporary writing style use “mummified person” instead of “mummy”.

A mummified person estimated to be 4,300-year-old was found at the bottom of a 15-meter shaft in a recently uncovered group of fifth and sixth dynasty tombs near the Step Pyramid at Saqqara. It’s the oldest and most complete mummy ever found in Egypt.

mummified person by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 20, 2023

Mummified 

To be the most stoned you ever been and basically cant move

Bro im so fried rn and i cant get up.

Damn bro you Mummified

Mummified by Yung Fiji Fre$h January 16, 2021

Mommyfriend

Girlfriend or Female companion of a man (usually in his 20's) who is at least twice age. Not to be confused with a cradle schnitzel, as in this case, the man is enamored by older women. A bit less extreme than a gerontophile.

Look, is that Pete and his mum?
Nope, that his mommyfriend.

Mommyfriend by D77 January 29, 2014

mummified 

When a skank sucks every single ounce of bodily fluid from your existence. She sucks the soul from your being, even. You are then mummified.

Dude, Selina sucked my dick so well. I was mummified.

mummified by RDJoe June 16, 2016

mummified dweebo

One who does not like people talking during a movie

"Quiet Down in Front!"
"Hey, stop being a mummified dweebo!!!'

mummified dweebo by t3h tr0n March 17, 2008

Mollyfied 

1. The state of being blank eyed with a smile permanently plastered on one's face after having had too much MDMA, too many times in one's life. From the verb "mollify" which means to appease the anger or anxiety of something/someone or reduce the severity of something.

2. Under the influence of MDMA. (less common usage)

Tom: Gus, this is Molly. Molly, meet Gus.
Molly: -stares off into space-
Gus: So this is your Molly dealer? What's wrong with her?
Tom: She's just Mollyfied. She'll snap out of it.

Mollyfied by Surgent April 19, 2014