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The greatest word in the dictionary. Add to an innocent sentence to make it sound dirty. Double the pleasure by combining with words like panties and genitals. Moist is the perfect word to make others uncomfortable.
"That's so moist."
"Dude, unless you're describing cake, moist isn't very cool."

"Doesn't that make your panties moist?"
<Group of listeners disperses with looks of disgust>
by Donkey Punching Queen December 11, 2012
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To be referred to as moist is to say you are ill informed or have said something idiotic or embarrassing.
Moist can also be used to describe a situation or occurrence. If someone is faced with a circumstance that is particularly displeasing it's also acceptable to say something like 'rahh that's moist'.
'I've got no friends man!'
'Allow that your bare moist'

'I can't man I'm going to my parents wedding'
'Moist'

Thats moist / Your moist / or if you want to be harsh simply just say...Moist
by ntmm March 22, 2010
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When a female becomes sexually aroused.
He's so hot, I’ve got moist vaginal fluid.

I want you, I'm so moist in the nether regions.
by Jon_T January 25, 2006
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1) Moist is a street term used to describe a female who is very horny.

2) A girl with a very wet vagina
That sexy guy just told her he wants to get inside of her, she must be moist.

She moist, look at the wet stain on her pants. haha.
by Mr.Steal Yo Wife (Naim) February 04, 2013
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Definition of a wet sounding word... go on say it... MOIST... yeah sounds like a wet word.
Person 1: Moist...
Person 2: Wow, that's a wet word.
Person 3: I agree... MOIST.
by Yoshii-x June 06, 2013
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Moist. Is there a better word out there? I do not think so.

Moist means not quite swampy, yet close to a mushroom esq consistence.

Barney also used the word a times in a "How i Met Your Mother" episode.
Your cake is quite moist, if i were to say so myself
by 30bombseverygame March 04, 2016
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A feeling you receive when you hear or see something you really like or enjoy
" That Synyster Gates guitar solo makes me moist!"

"This food is amazing! Im moist!"
by Arael67 January 03, 2015
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