Used as an insult.
Like wet, but slightly less hydrated.

For example being "moist blud" is like being a 'wet man', but not quite AS damp.
When cussin man down: "You are MOIST bruv! Not even a ting!"
by alldabitchesanddahoes January 23, 2011
The action of one being to stoned and unable to leave the couch but able to eat everything in the kitchen and do pointless time consuming tasks. Or when one randomly doesnt respond to texts or calls during a conversation while making plans...and then replys the next day, this is refered to moisting out.
Ex1 "hey why didnt you respond yesterday?"

"sorry bro i moisted"

Ex2 "can you pass the chips stella?"

"nawh nigga im to moist"
by Moistninja February 23, 2014
Can mean a variety of things, like that's awesome..thats soo casual, great, but if said in angry tone can mean "dumb"
Friend 1: Hey I got an A on my paper!
Friend 2: Thats so moist!

Friend 1: Stop being so moist bitch!
by Helo1218 December 11, 2011
Sad, a nobody or kind of loser like.
"You're so moist man"
by greatmind November 17, 2011
Not only that of referring to a region that happens to contain moisture, but also referring to a lifestyle. A lifestyle, that consists of not only being Moist but also of celebrating The Moist. The moist is commonly found in Santa Cruz, Ca where The moist is celebrated every weekend.

May also be accompanied by Phage or that of being Guilty.
Me: Hey Sarah, lets bump Moist tonight.

Sarah: Im guilty...
by MoistPhage September 13, 2011
MOIST, sounds creepy when you say it doesnt it?
a M.O.I.S.T is a MAN.with OVERLY INFANTILE SEXUAL TENDENCIES aka a child toucher.
look a that crossing guard holding that boy's hand, what a M.O.I.S.T
by sexontherun December 14, 2009
A very sexual sounding word, often used to point out an unintentional sexual statement, that just doesn't fit with 'Thats what SHE said!"
English Teacher: "Bare lists of words are found suggestive to an imaginative and excited mind." -Ralph Waldo Emerson

Student: (whispered to friend) Moist!
by Desperate-X-Endeavor December 15, 2009
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