11 definitions by MOIST_SOCKS1104

SMS

if you're asking, you're too young to know.

I'm not gonna define it because like I said, if youre asking, then you're too young to know. SMS , my broskis.

by MOIST_SOCKS1104 August 24, 2018

Snapchat hoe

A girl who’s snap score is 300,000+

*looking at people’s snapscores*

Person: DAMN! Her snapscore is 466,494 she’s a Snapchat hoe!

by MOIST_SOCKS1104 February 22, 2018

Fortnite

A game that is predominantly played by 13-year-old kids. In this game, it's very unlikely that you will reach the end. You'll probably get shot by a sniper and die

*tweeting*

Just got killed in FORTNITE. So angry did even win. I got killed by a sniper :/

by MOIST_SOCKS1104 April 13, 2018

Mark Zuckerberg

The man who created Facebook. This man and his associates and employees took info of users and he was exposed in 2018.

Personal info: *exists*

Mark Zuckerberg: Its free real estate!

by MOIST_SOCKS1104 April 23, 2018

Moist

The word that if said properly can make many people uncomfortable.

Adam: "That's some MOIST water"
Neil: "Dude, you cant say weird stuff like that"

by MOIST_SOCKS1104 June 14, 2017

Plumber

A person (most often male) who will replace and/or fix water systems. The plumber will most often have a whiteish beard, a t-shirt with the American flag on it, a worn out trucker hat, a mom tattoo on his arms (who will most likely be very hairy) and most important of all, improperly fitting pants (always will be too small and probably camo print) that will reveal his bum crack AKA the PLUMBERS CRACK.

Lady: Man look at that those pants!

Man: He's got that PLUMBER crack. Somebody has to get him some new pants!

by MOIST_SOCKS1104 February 12, 2018

do you need a wambulance?

what you say to someone who always cryin and complainin

Situation 1:

Jenna: Oh my god! My feet hurt! I wanna sit! Im tired! I wanna sleep!

Jason: Oh my god! You’ve been at this for an hour! Shut up! Do you need a wambulance?

Situation 2:

Lily: Brian just broke up with me! I’m so sad! :(

Danielle: Tf u sad about? You need a wambulance hoe?

by MOIST_SOCKS1104 August 6, 2018