Minewank
When there is no one around to film you masturbate you strap a camera to your head and do some minewanking for some great POV porn
Minewank by minewanker July 30, 2013
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mingwank
People that generally look like a cunt so you when you greet them you call them a mingwank and wait for their range of reactions to commence.
mingwank by amrstronggeez September 19, 2015
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mindwank
I thought to myself: "what if the multiverse was real, and there was a universe where the multiverse doesn't exist." I was mindwanked.
mindwank by headbanger-69 May 3, 2015
mingewank
1) The coming togather of man and woman.
2) A crappy scenario in which somebody does something to hurt you thinking they're funny, that can only be emphasized by a random assortment of swear words.
2) A crappy scenario in which somebody does something to hurt you thinking they're funny, that can only be emphasized by a random assortment of swear words.
Mindwanking
Mindwanking is the spiritual act of ejaculating without physically caressing ones schlong. Developed by Master Oogway in the 5th dynasty.
Mindwanking by Plazma Brian February 26, 2020
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