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MILFLAC
Mom I'd Like to Fuck Like A Caveman.
Should be enunciated like the duck on the insurance commercial.
Should be enunciated like the duck on the insurance commercial.
MILFLAC by Hairy_Twatter July 19, 2011
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milluki
killuas bad bitch brother who never goes outside. everyone who says they want kurapika to rail them physically looks like him and that's why we stan him on here. im dissapointed no one made this page yet stop sleeping on this bisexual whore (i won't take that back)
milluki by i cant write english for shit November 25, 2020
milfunction
milfunction by Pen10 July 4, 2021
milfturbate
Verb. To stimulate the genitals whilst thinking of imagery of mature women. Strictly forbidden under Catholic doctrine.
Sinner: "Bless me father for I have sinned."
Priest: "Confess your sins my son and let the Lord see into your soul."
Sinner: "My mom had some of her friends round for a Women's Institute meeting and I was serving them tea and cakes. Later that night I indulged myself with a furious session of milfturbation in the bathroom thinking of them in their flouncy blouses."
Priest: "Wicked boy! Say three hundred Hail Marys and scrub your hands with bleach and steel wool!"
Priest: "Confess your sins my son and let the Lord see into your soul."
Sinner: "My mom had some of her friends round for a Women's Institute meeting and I was serving them tea and cakes. Later that night I indulged myself with a furious session of milfturbation in the bathroom thinking of them in their flouncy blouses."
Priest: "Wicked boy! Say three hundred Hail Marys and scrub your hands with bleach and steel wool!"
milfturbate by Wizards Sleeve May 22, 2005
milfbuster
1) An individual who prides themselves on their natural ability to determine the difference between MILFs, Cougars, and Soccermoms.
2) An authority on the authenticity of MILFs
3) TV show on Skinimax
2) An authority on the authenticity of MILFs
3) TV show on Skinimax
Example (1)
Pat: Dude, I totally brought home a MILF last night.
Joe: That wasn't a MILF, that was a 40 year old prostitute.
Pat: You milfbuster.
Example (2)
Jack: Hey Joe, those three ladies there, any of them MILFs?
Joe: (pointing) Confirmed, Busted, Plausible.
Pat: Dude, I totally brought home a MILF last night.
Joe: That wasn't a MILF, that was a 40 year old prostitute.
Pat: You milfbuster.
Example (2)
Jack: Hey Joe, those three ladies there, any of them MILFs?
Joe: (pointing) Confirmed, Busted, Plausible.
milfbuster by mars benson March 30, 2010
Milluvia
A metaphysical term for a place in which existence is positive, harmonious and eternal. Mulluvia is often described as a "higher place", where the spirits flow like water, and the fun is everlasting.
The Prophecy regularly congregate at a milluvia to find their true inner selves, and enjoy life to the fullest.
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.