Midrection 

Midrection (ˈmid ˈrek-shən)

The state in which a penis is only half erect.

Man 1 - "That bitch Olivia Munn is so fine she gives me a stiffie."

Man 2 - "Nah, that bitch ain't that hot. She only gives me a midrection."

Midrection by That Other One Guy July 13, 2012

manrection 

When a man gets an erection because he is either thinking about or currently enjoying multiple manly things at once.

Manly things may include, but are not limited to: beer, boxing, hot wings, UFC, jack daniels, pornographic material, (fantasy) football, full-contact football, meaty subs measured in foot increments, anything flannel, boobs, dip, shit and fart jokes.

Bro 1: I wonder what they'll show tomorrow night at the bar, there's a UFC and boxing PPV at the same time.
Bro 2: Damn. They should play both, then sprinkle porn on a couple TVs, too.
Bro 1: Amazing, then think about all the wings and beer we'll have...maybe pack a lip, too?
Bro 2: I'm getting a manrection just thinking about it.

manrection by nofx9019 September 22, 2009

Cell Misdirection 

Those times when you pull out your cell phone to avoid the embarrassment of looking like a moron. Common situations are walking and realizing you're going the wrong way, staring at someone and having them notice, trying to stop an already awkward moment, trying to act like you're having a conversation with someone when you appear to be a loser, and many others.

When I realized I was walking the wrong direction I pulled out my cell phone and acted like I received a text, then turned around and went the right direction. "Oh shit, I went the wrong way, time to abruptly turn around and walk the other way, I better use some Cell Misdirection to look like less of a tool!"

"Wow dude you sure are looking at your phone a lot, must be getting a ton of texts, I bet you're getting laid tonight!" Nah man, just trying to look important with a little bit of Cell Misdirection.

Cell Misdirection by Skolden December 14, 2012

Misdirection 

Misdirection is sometimes defined “as the intentional deflection of attention for the purpose of disguise” (Sharpe, 1988, p. 47); as such, it would encompass anything that prevents you from noticing the secret method (i.e., the technique used to bring about the observed effect). It has also been suggested that misdirection is not simply about directing attention away from the cause of a magic effect, but toward something interesting, which again prevents the spectator from noticing the method (Wonder, 1994).
Whilst some misdirection principles involve manipulating what people attend to (and thus, what they see), “real misdirection deceives not only the eye of the spectator, but his mind as well” (Leech, 1960, p. 6), More precisely, successful misdirection might manipulate not only people's perceptions, but their memory for what happened, or their reasoning about how the effect was done. A distraction that prevents people from experiencing an effect—whether by manipulating perception, memory, or reasoning—is clearly futile (Lamont and Wiseman, 1999). Misdirection is also ineffective if it allows people to see (or work out) the method, since a key aspect of magic is the witnessing of an event that is apparently impossible. If people become aware of the misdirection, the impossible becomes possible, and the magic disappears (Pareras, 2011).

Because of the judge’s misdirection during proceedings, the jurors were confused about the facts of the case.

Misdirection by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 17, 2019

misdirectional belch 

The belch that smells like it came out of your ass.

Milo belched and it smelled like it come out of his ass
(chili frito pie (belch)is good)
Misdirectional belch

misdirectional belch by blarmilo January 18, 2006

Erection Misdirection 

When you are about to go to town with your girl, but little does she know
your mighty flagpole rises because you are thinking about her sister...

Kyle: Dude, you and Marsha hooked up last night!
Mark: Yeah bro but I had a little erection misdirection,
... Her sister Savannah was singing in the shower

Kyle: Whatever man sounds like she still copped that nut!
Mark: Chuuuurch...
Kyle: ...and Savannah better watch out!
Mark: HELLZ YEAH, YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT..

Erection Misdirection by TerryCowboy November 3, 2018

Poop Chute Misdirection 

When attempting to penetrate, from behind, the anus of an inexperienced anal receiver, throw POP-ITS against the wall in front of them to distract them during penetration.

When you're about to fuck a woman's ass from behind and it's her first time trying anal, throw POP-ITS against the wall in front of her to distract her while you fuck her ass.

I have to stop by the fireworks shop later to get some POP-ITS. I'm going to try the "Poop Chute Misdirection" tonight with Margaret.

Poop Chute Misdirection by Palindromez January 25, 2018