9 definitions by TerryCowboy
When a girl has a guy friend who falls into any of these categories:
- The guy she is casually banging on the rebound
- The "best friend" she keeps on speed dial for emergency arm candy
- The Friend-zoned zombie she lets take her to comic-con, baby showers or DNC rallys
.. whom she she has absolutely, positively no desire to date, marry or much less bare the child of in ANY CONTEXT WHATSOEVER
- The guy she is casually banging on the rebound
- The "best friend" she keeps on speed dial for emergency arm candy
- The Friend-zoned zombie she lets take her to comic-con, baby showers or DNC rallys
.. whom she she has absolutely, positively no desire to date, marry or much less bare the child of in ANY CONTEXT WHATSOEVER
Marsha: You and Chad are always together! Are you a thing yet?
Jessica: OMG no.. he's just my erectile distraction for this month.
Marsha: HA!! I should have known.. you'd never date a guy who drives a volvo..
Jessica: OMG no.. he's just my erectile distraction for this month.
Marsha: HA!! I should have known.. you'd never date a guy who drives a volvo..
by TerryCowboy December 26, 2018
When you are about to go to town with your girl, but little does she know
your mighty flagpole rises because you are thinking about her sister...
your mighty flagpole rises because you are thinking about her sister...
Kyle: Dude, you and Marsha hooked up last night!
Mark: Yeah bro but I had a little erection misdirection,
... Her sister Savannah was singing in the shower
Kyle: Whatever man sounds like she still copped that nut!
Mark: Chuuuurch...
Kyle: ...and Savannah better watch out!
Mark: HELLZ YEAH, YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT..
Mark: Yeah bro but I had a little erection misdirection,
... Her sister Savannah was singing in the shower
Kyle: Whatever man sounds like she still copped that nut!
Mark: Chuuuurch...
Kyle: ...and Savannah better watch out!
Mark: HELLZ YEAH, YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT..
by TerryCowboy November 3, 2018
(knuckleheads, after watching an episode of the hit Showtime Series... SHAMELESS)
Troy: Bro, remember little Debbie? She has grown up and filled out!
Larry: Hell yeah! She has gotten quite the Banana Booty!
Troy: Bro, remember little Debbie? She has grown up and filled out!
Larry: Hell yeah! She has gotten quite the Banana Booty!
by TerryCowboy August 25, 2021
The act of jerking off with fervor . . Usually followed by interruptions from ones mom walking in JUST at the climax
Johnny: Chuf-Chuf-Chuf-Chuf
Mum: Johnny time for lunch!!!
Johnny: Chuf-Chuf-CHUF-CHUF
Mum: JOHNNY.. NOW.. What are you DOING??
Shakira (on the screen): Come on baby, my hips dont lie
Johnny: CHUF.....CHUF......
Mum Opening Door: JOHNNY WHAT THE FUCK!!!!
Johnny: MOM!!!! WHAT THE HELL!!!
*Door Slams*
Dad: WTF was that about?
Mum: YOUR SON WAS POLISHING HIS DOLPHIN.. to SHAKIRA... AGAIN!
Dad: Well , like father like so...
*SMACK*
WARNING: Do not polish the dolphin before meals
Mum: Johnny time for lunch!!!
Johnny: Chuf-Chuf-CHUF-CHUF
Mum: JOHNNY.. NOW.. What are you DOING??
Shakira (on the screen): Come on baby, my hips dont lie
Johnny: CHUF.....CHUF......
Mum Opening Door: JOHNNY WHAT THE FUCK!!!!
Johnny: MOM!!!! WHAT THE HELL!!!
*Door Slams*
Dad: WTF was that about?
Mum: YOUR SON WAS POLISHING HIS DOLPHIN.. to SHAKIRA... AGAIN!
Dad: Well , like father like so...
*SMACK*
WARNING: Do not polish the dolphin before meals
by TerryCowboy December 29, 2018
LETBS - Let The Bitch Slide
The act of selectively ignoring your significant others complete nose-dive into unreason during any domestic conflict.
(particularly useful when one expects to get laid later that day)
The act of selectively ignoring your significant others complete nose-dive into unreason during any domestic conflict.
(particularly useful when one expects to get laid later that day)
Craig: Why were you guys late last night?
Daryl: Yeah dog im sorry.. we were fighting over what color to paint the nursery
Craig: DUDE when did you get Megan preggo?
Daryl: Uhh.. Like NEVER.. She says she wants to get used to the color before she has a kid
Craig: W..T...F??????
Daryl: Don't ask me dude, i just wanna hit that before no shave November
Craig: Yeah, LETBS dude.. or you'll never see her naked again..
Daryl: ...word..
Daryl: Yeah dog im sorry.. we were fighting over what color to paint the nursery
Craig: DUDE when did you get Megan preggo?
Daryl: Uhh.. Like NEVER.. She says she wants to get used to the color before she has a kid
Craig: W..T...F??????
Daryl: Don't ask me dude, i just wanna hit that before no shave November
Craig: Yeah, LETBS dude.. or you'll never see her naked again..
Daryl: ...word..
by TerryCowboy February 2, 2019
A girl who has an ass that wins beauty pagents, but a face that should be on radio.
You are likely to meet these kinds of girls at the courthouse, the parking lot at waffle house and Kid Rock concerts
You are likely to meet these kinds of girls at the courthouse, the parking lot at waffle house and Kid Rock concerts
Craig: DAAAYUM Daryl! Check out that chick, she is fine as spring wine!
Patrick: Yeah dog, she is a booty beauty for sure. Hit that if you need to but dont put a ring on it!
Craig ... word...
Patrick: Yeah dog, she is a booty beauty for sure. Hit that if you need to but dont put a ring on it!
Craig ... word...
by TerryCowboy February 13, 2019
Joe: Last night I wanted to just netflix and chill, but ended up drunk, online letting A.S.S.R.E.A.M
Paul: Nice... i got drunk last night and banged Karen
Joe: YOU ANIMAL..
Paul: Nice... i got drunk last night and banged Karen
Joe: YOU ANIMAL..
by TerryCowboy April 27, 2021