misderection
Doug found himself as a deeply wounded victim of misderection while visiting a massage parlor in Thailand
misderection by no comma momma May 11, 2010
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misderection
When a straight man's penis gets erect upon seeing a person whom they mistakenly thought was a genetic female, just to realize that they aren't. Works vice-versa for homosexual men.
misderection by dicktionar January 18, 2022
Midrection
Man 1 - "That bitch Olivia Munn is so fine she gives me a stiffie."
Man 2 - "Nah, that bitch ain't that hot. She only gives me a midrection."
Man 2 - "Nah, that bitch ain't that hot. She only gives me a midrection."
Midrection by That Other One Guy July 13, 2012
Cell Misdirection
Those times when you pull out your cell phone to avoid the embarrassment of looking like a moron. Common situations are walking and realizing you're going the wrong way, staring at someone and having them notice, trying to stop an already awkward moment, trying to act like you're having a conversation with someone when you appear to be a loser, and many others.
When I realized I was walking the wrong direction I pulled out my cell phone and acted like I received a text, then turned around and went the right direction. "Oh shit, I went the wrong way, time to abruptly turn around and walk the other way, I better use some Cell Misdirection to look like less of a tool!"
"Wow dude you sure are looking at your phone a lot, must be getting a ton of texts, I bet you're getting laid tonight!" Nah man, just trying to look important with a little bit of Cell Misdirection.
"Wow dude you sure are looking at your phone a lot, must be getting a ton of texts, I bet you're getting laid tonight!" Nah man, just trying to look important with a little bit of Cell Misdirection.
Cell Misdirection by Skolden December 14, 2012
Misdirection
Misdirection is sometimes defined “as the intentional deflection of attention for the purpose of disguise” (Sharpe, 1988, p. 47); as such, it would encompass anything that prevents you from noticing the secret method (i.e., the technique used to bring about the observed effect). It has also been suggested that misdirection is not simply about directing attention away from the cause of a magic effect, but toward something interesting, which again prevents the spectator from noticing the method (Wonder, 1994).
Whilst some misdirection principles involve manipulating what people attend to (and thus, what they see), “real misdirection deceives not only the eye of the spectator, but his mind as well” (Leech, 1960, p. 6), More precisely, successful misdirection might manipulate not only people's perceptions, but their memory for what happened, or their reasoning about how the effect was done. A distraction that prevents people from experiencing an effect—whether by manipulating perception, memory, or reasoning—is clearly futile (Lamont and Wiseman, 1999). Misdirection is also ineffective if it allows people to see (or work out) the method, since a key aspect of magic is the witnessing of an event that is apparently impossible. If people become aware of the misdirection, the impossible becomes possible, and the magic disappears (Pareras, 2011).
Whilst some misdirection principles involve manipulating what people attend to (and thus, what they see), “real misdirection deceives not only the eye of the spectator, but his mind as well” (Leech, 1960, p. 6), More precisely, successful misdirection might manipulate not only people's perceptions, but their memory for what happened, or their reasoning about how the effect was done. A distraction that prevents people from experiencing an effect—whether by manipulating perception, memory, or reasoning—is clearly futile (Lamont and Wiseman, 1999). Misdirection is also ineffective if it allows people to see (or work out) the method, since a key aspect of magic is the witnessing of an event that is apparently impossible. If people become aware of the misdirection, the impossible becomes possible, and the magic disappears (Pareras, 2011).
Because of the judge’s misdirection during proceedings, the jurors were confused about the facts of the case.
Misdirection by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 17, 2019
Murderection
Dude 1: Did you see that guy's guts spew from his mouth?
Dude 2: Yeah, I have the biggest murderection now.
Dude 1: Me too, I have a total murder-boner.
Dude2: Let's kiss.
Dude 2: Yeah, I have the biggest murderection now.
Dude 1: Me too, I have a total murder-boner.
Dude2: Let's kiss.
Murderection by rrza May 30, 2013