He meets assholes everywhere he goes. 

He meets assholes everywhere he goes. — An insult that points to a person who is the personification of the old southern proverb:

“If you meet an asshole in the morning; you just met an asshole! But if you meet assholes everywhere that you go THEN YOU’RE THE ASSHOLE.”

With that statement as axiomatic, by saying “He meets assholes everywhere he goes”, you are using the statement as a verbal deictic and calling the person observed an asshole.

Using “ He meets assholes everywhere he goes” in a sentence:

What a jerk! I’ll bet you that he meets assholes everywhere he goes.

It’s a very direct / indirect insult verging on shade.

He meets assholes everywhere he goes. by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 25, 2023

Medusa Head 

When you get sucked off by a girl with dreadlocks.

She may be ugly but she give good medusa head

Medusa Head by Nice Cock Bro May 12, 2021

mr. meeseeks 

Mr. Meeseeks is a blue humanoid character from the show Rick & Morty that poofs into existence upon pressing the button on the Meeseeks Box. Meeseeks are not born fumbling for meaning. They are created to serve a singular purpose to which they will go to any lengths to fulfill. Existence is pain to a Meeseeks.

Mr. Meeseeks #1: I'm Mr. Meeseeks, look at me!
Mr. Meeseeks #2: Hi Mr. Meeseeks, I'm Mr. Meeseeks! Look at me!
Mr. Meeseeks #1: Hi!

mr. meeseeks by King Mc G June 18, 2014

Medusa Tattoo 

a symbol of protection from the evil, or a symbol of the victims of sexual assault

person 1: im getting a medusa tattoo

person 2: are you okay? who did it?

Medusa Tattoo by tori.05 March 18, 2022

White Medusa's 

Another slang name for Molly's, also known as pure MDMA.

Genie of the lamp-Mac Dre

"Pop pills when I party, white Medusa's
and no one can goose her, like I can goose her"

-MAC Mothafuckin DRE
Nation of Thizzlam

White Medusa's by get hyphee March 27, 2010

Bad Meets Evil 

Eminem and Royce da 5' 9'' formed this group in 1999 and split up after releasing a small album in 1999. They joined together to release ''Fast Lane'' a single in 2011. They will be releasing an EP called ''Hell: The Sequel'' on June 14th 2011 according to Paul Rosenberg.

Guy 1: yo what you listening to?
Guy 2: bad meets evil.. Em and Royce spitting some fucking dirty rhymes.

Bad Meets Evil by Wannamuffin June 22, 2011

Meduse

A sign of ultra-jealousy from the scale of Jealousy, Jellyfish and Meduse. Meduse abbreviates to Making Everyone Delusional Using Self Esteem. People can have MeduseSwag which means you naturally make people ultra-jealous.

Wow, I'm so Meduse over his swag

Meduse by Philosopher Master Bates January 3, 2014