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The real plural of moose. Many people, including the dictionary and English teachers, will attempt to tell you that "meese" is not correct. However, please consider the following:
One goose = goose
One moose = moose
Two+ goose = geese
Two+ moose = meese?
Yes, meese is grammatically correct. Don't let them fool you.
by delovely May 24, 2005
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The REAL plural of moose. no matter what your mom or all of your friends say, they are LYING TO YOU when they tell you "meese" is not the plural of moose.
Diana: "What is the plural of moose?"
Sammie: "Meese!"
Diana: "No it's not!"
Sammie: "YES IT IS."
... and so on.
by diana shelby September 08, 2008
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In the old Hanna-Barbera cartoon "Pixie and Dixie (and Mr. Jinks)", "meeses" is what Mr. Jinx called both mice.
"...look at them, those meeses..."
by Koby Fish June 10, 2004
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The plural form of moose.
by SolidSRaiden December 06, 2002
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Plural. More than one moose.
Hey Wilbur, there was a whole pack of wild meese...over yonder.
by Ian C. September 10, 2005
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a herd of meese
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Dave: "I think I see a moose over there!"

Sam: "There is two of them, two Meese!"
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