Mazzarella
Mazzarella by shadowsushi February 12, 2010
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Pizza Mozzarella
Gyro: Pizza Mozzarella, Piza Mozzarella, rella rella rella rella
Johnny: Wow that is catchy. Specifically the "rella rella rella rella" part
Johnny: Wow that is catchy. Specifically the "rella rella rella rella" part
Pizza Mozzarella by TheBookshelfVanished March 11, 2019
chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in parma ham with a side of homemade mashed potatoes
This is the first meal Louis Tomlinson has ever cooked and it was for Harry back in 2010. It's I well known story by the Larries that Louis has told a few times.
Interviewer: "Do you do romantic stuff for your partner?"
Louis: "I once, I've only ever cooked one meal that was pretty nice, chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in parma ham with a side of homemade mashed potatoes"
Louis: "I once, I've only ever cooked one meal that was pretty nice, chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in parma ham with a side of homemade mashed potatoes"
Pizza Mozzarella
A guy who trains a disabled stand user into being a spin user, unaware that that disabled stand user kid is gonna be killing the president. Fucking crippled ass cowboy kid gonna kick Funny Valentine's ass.
HE GOT GOLD PLATED TEETH
HE ITALIAN
HE GAY
perfecto being.
neato.
e.
he can S O N G .
PIZZA MOZZARELLA PIZZA MOZZARELLA RELLA RELLA RELLA RELLA RELLA..r e l l a..
the golden rectangle tho.
h u h.
HE GOT GOLD PLATED TEETH
HE ITALIAN
HE GAY
perfecto being.
neato.
e.
he can S O N G .
PIZZA MOZZARELLA PIZZA MOZZARELLA RELLA RELLA RELLA RELLA RELLA..r e l l a..
the golden rectangle tho.
h u h.
Johnny: Gyro, I know we need to win this race but Jesus told to me to kil- Gyro? Gyro??
Gyro: PIZZA MOZZARELLA, PIZZA MOZZARELLA, RELLA RELLA RELLA RELLA RELLA RELLA RELLA..RELLA...rell..a..
Gyro: PIZZA MOZZARELLA, PIZZA MOZZARELLA, RELLA RELLA RELLA RELLA RELLA RELLA RELLA..RELLA...rell..a..
Pizza Mozzarella by narancia ghirga best boy April 22, 2020
Mozambique Mozzarella Stick
The act of busting your spunk and freezing it. After freezing your load you batter, bread and deep fry it. Once your "Stick" is ready to go, you repetitivly ram your partners rump with the roughly breaded spunk stick until her ass hole bleeds, the blood being marinara sauce.
Mozambique Mozzarella Stick by Sinfrey August 27, 2009
Mozzarella Moment
The unintentional ejaculation of a bead of seminal fluid inside ones' under garments.
Your typical ‘Mozzarella Moment’ occurs when a male comes across a fine female specimen who he finds particularly poignant. Given that the scenario does not involve prolonged sexual arousal, only a tiny bead of love-milk escapes the male, resulting in a minuscule hot mess.
The semen discharge resembles the minute drip of fresh coagulated milk that is seen escaping from fresh mozzarella when pressure is applied using a fork, or any other form of silverware.
Your typical ‘Mozzarella Moment’ occurs when a male comes across a fine female specimen who he finds particularly poignant. Given that the scenario does not involve prolonged sexual arousal, only a tiny bead of love-milk escapes the male, resulting in a minuscule hot mess.
The semen discharge resembles the minute drip of fresh coagulated milk that is seen escaping from fresh mozzarella when pressure is applied using a fork, or any other form of silverware.
Mozzarella Moment by CheeseExecutiveOfficer June 10, 2015
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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floxi
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"