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Matty Patty 

a name given to a guy with impecably stylish hair, he is amazing with women and is a very quite person. So when women talk he sits there and listens like a good boy. This really turns the women on and he get more casual sex becuase of it. This man is sort of like a godly robot all men should look up to.
Hugh Jackman is a Matty Patty
Ryan Gosling is also a Matty Patty
That creepy fat man living in your mothers basement playing DnD is not a Matty Patty.
Matty Patty by Husker93 February 27, 2013
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Matty Patty 

A slop of sorts, performed by guys named Matt in a sexual sense. Really indescribable and can only be reinacted in person and not by work of mouth.
Can you believe Merrissa got a Matty patty last night? Yeah I heard about it and am kind of interested. Matt is kinda hot now.
Matty Patty by Hardened Criminal September 1, 2022

St Patty Matty 

A term used to perfectly describe the state of being absolutely fucked due to festivities, excessive drinking, and over the top celebrations on the holiday known as St Patrick's Day
“Dude I was as smashed as St Patty Matty” / “I pulled an St Patty Matty last night and couldn’t make it to my bed “
St Patty Matty by princessej March 26, 2018

Marty Party 

a phrase used to describe a room or a hallway that contains Marty.
person A *in a place with one or more douchebags in the room carrying hurleys with no sliotar*: "ITS A MARTY PARTY!!!"
Marty Party by WeaWooWeaWoo June 13, 2019

Marty Party 

A Marty Party is an individual who likes to "get down with his/her bad self" and get crunk. Someone who "get's the party started" and listens to Snoop Dogg. Synomyns include but not limited to: The Party Train Conductor and Vanilla Funk.
Party goer #1:" Is that a rumble that I hear outside?"
Party goer #2: "I don't know, is that the Police?"
Party goer #1: "Yay, it's marty party, coming to the rescue!"

"I wish Marty Party was here, this party's IPOD shuffle is lame."

Marty party 

Sitting in a running car listening to music, drinking, and smoking.
It's cold outside, grab the car keys we'll have a Marty party in the driveway.
Marty party by Miss Moh September 6, 2016

Marty Party 

The reverse of a Swampy Romp. A date between Amos Halftrack and Bryant Hollifiield. Held without his wife, Martha, aka Marty, knowing the date is often held very sneakily. Amos often grabs Bryant wanting to get out of the house. Marty Parties are fun! If you want some fun time, don't be tardy - you don't want to be late for a Marty Party!
Amos: Hey Bryant, let's get out of here. I got a golf game with Major Burk today. You want to come?

Bryant: Sure! This is gonna be a Marty Party. Marty won't even know we're gone.

Amos: I got an idea. Why don't I wear my PJs and that party hat? Randy's gonna flip! (he laughs at Bryant)

Bryant: This is gonna be good. Boy, are we gonna have fun!

Amos: Why not?! You know you love to have dates with us. This is your first Marty Party, I think.

Randy: Hey Amos, long time, no see! You here for our golf game? And who is the boy?

Amos: This is my friend, Bryant Hollifield. We're having a Marty Party. Just him and me. The wife isn't here.

Randy: (shakes Bryant's hand) I'm Major Randy Burk. I've heard so much about you. You were at the party the other night, weren't you?

Bryant: Yes. I hope I didn't ruin it.

Randy: No, you didn't. Here, let's play! What do you think, maybe nine holes? With whoever gets the most putts in the holes wins? (they all start playing)

Amos: Whoah, that was a fun game we played! I can't believe we beat him. Boy, is Marty gonna be mad! (he runs to his easy chair and flops down in it)

Marty: Where have you been? Did you have a good time?

Bryant: Sure! You missed it. Marty Parties rock. You should have been there.
Marty Party by Dusty's Baby Powder October 23, 2011
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