The combination of pathetic and retarded characteristics. Someone that is so pathetic that they have crossed into retarded territory, yet cannot be clinically categorized as retarded.

I looked so patharded as I was bouncin' down da street in my low rider. I'm not sure if it was the bouncin' car, my grillz, my gauge earrings, or my pants on the ground that had people callin' me patharded. Oh well, whateva!

patharded by Mile High Stye January 17, 2010

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Madtarded

A fusion of the words "mad" & "retarded".
The "mad" prefix puts further emphasis on somethings' retardation.

"Dude. They are talking about putting a toll on Lakeshore Drive."
"WTF yo!? That sounds madtarded!"

Madtarded by Just4TheFunkOfIt September 27, 2011

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mactarded

When anything looks pretty and nice but is non-functional as is a Mac computer.

"The new Firefox 4 browser looks like it's mactarded. Nice design but it's lacking in functionality."

"Sarah used to be intelligent but then became mactarded in college. She's a slut now.

mactarded by HPiddy December 23, 2009

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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