(adjective)
Describing a man and/or his behavior that is stupid, childish and thoughtless toward his significant other. Displaying behavior that indicates that the man is not listening to or being compassionate for his significant other.
A variation of "insensitive dickwad" or "self-centered prick"
Describing a man and/or his behavior that is stupid, childish and thoughtless toward his significant other. Displaying behavior that indicates that the man is not listening to or being compassionate for his significant other.
A variation of "insensitive dickwad" or "self-centered prick"
Sally: I hate this fucking gray nasty weather. I'm gonna go stab somebunny...BRB
John: I got a RedSox app
Sally: Why are you so mantarded? I told you I'm gonna stab somebody and you're talking about your phone app!?!
John: I got a RedSox app
Sally: Why are you so mantarded? I told you I'm gonna stab somebody and you're talking about your phone app!?!
by justacomma November 30, 2010
Example 1:
Pawell: 2+2=3...
Jessi: It's 4, you mantard!!
Example 2:
Cody: Wanna make out?
Blair: Are you a mantard?!
Pawell: 2+2=3...
Jessi: It's 4, you mantard!!
Example 2:
Cody: Wanna make out?
Blair: Are you a mantard?!
by Kaeldra December 9, 2004
Mantards is a nondescript term most commonly used to describe body parts on a man or woman. It is purposefully non-gendered and non-specific to achieve both ambiguity and frequency of use, thus increasing its mysteriousness and hilarity. When you run out of things to say about someone who is not there to defend him/her self simply engage in a discussion of their mantards. Or, if you wish to aggrandize someone present, you can praise their mantards. It's the only term that attempts to achieve universatility.
"Dude, don't touch the mantards!"
"I think that girl pulled one of her mantards just now."
"See you later guys, gotta go work the mantards at the gym."
"My mantards are raging! I need a glass of milk!"
"I think that girl pulled one of her mantards just now."
"See you later guys, gotta go work the mantards at the gym."
"My mantards are raging! I need a glass of milk!"
by hoserfacedude October 2, 2009
Mantarded - behavior exhibited by a male in a relationship that has reached a peak level of annoyance at a given time through random groping, touching, bothersome comments or other inappropriate actions because he is in the mood for sex, attention or affection of any kind and his wife / girlfriend wants nothing of the sort.
John: Hey ....look .... I put my ball sack on your shoulder while you are trying to study, don't you want to touch it? C'mon touch it ....it'll be great .....pleeeeaseeeeee
Jane: Will you please leave me alone for 5 minutes! ....You are being so mantarded right now!
Jane: Will you please leave me alone for 5 minutes! ....You are being so mantarded right now!
by jimg123 February 17, 2008