Masterbailer 

A person how masted the art of bailing.
A masterbailer bails out of anything from internet convos to real needs while occasionally dropping some completely lame excuses.

Jude: Your bailed out of the chat last night, your such a masterbailer!
Nancy: Sorry man, I swear I fell asleep on the keyboard.

Jack: Why didnt Adam show up last night?
John: He said he had to to go somewhere.
Jack: He's such a masterbailer!

Masterbailer by Absurdum July 17, 2011

Masterbaiden

Someone who masturbates on a school camp (or on a camp in general.)

And/Or

Someone who masturbates more than twice a day.

Guy #1: "Hey, did you heard (random name) was masturbating in his/her sleeping bag last night?

Guy #2: "OMG what a Masterbaiden!"

And/Or

Guy #1: "Dude, (Random Name) masturbated three times today!"

Guy #2: "OMG what a Masterbaiden!"

Masterbaiden by Mr.WasSoTrue October 13, 2010

masterbaiter 

On a fishing boat, one of the three common grades of baiters (those who handle their little fish in hope of attracting a bigger fish).

When I first started this job, I was just an Apprentice, but after long years of conscientious study and hard work, I made it to Journeyman. Now I'm studying hard and trying to work my way up to MasterBaiter!

masterbaiter by DaDebil August 5, 2008

Masterbaterium 

A room build or allocated for the sole purpose of spanking yer love hose, wanking in general or having a wankparty. Usually painted an off yellow colour and containing a sink and towels.

I will be back in a moment Im just going to polish my bishop in the Masterbaterium. Good boy, make sure you use the wanklock on the door.

Masterbaterium by DrLoveNuts July 25, 2007

masterbaitor 

a person who is skilled at baiting fish; often mistaken with masterbator

That redneck is a masterbaitor, he caught 10 eels by seducing them with his fingers.

masterbaitor by PhysEd December 22, 2008

Masterbile 

To sexile your roommate in order to beat off. No contact with another living, breathing organism is actually involved.

God damn't! My roommate masterbiled me again. He should just get a girlfriend.

Masterbile by white thunda April 12, 2009

Masterbaster 

Someone who is really good at using a turkey baster

Give me that turkey baster

Here, woah bro your a masterbaster

Masterbaster by CodeBlueCodeBlue November 8, 2019