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A dedicated fan to Maroon 5, apart of the maroon 5 fandom. This is a person who appreciates all members of the band Maroon 5 and is able to name each and every members, all of there albums and the name of their previous band (Kara's Flowers). This person will often "Fan girl" and owns Maroon 5 merchandise. They are often associated with directioners (one direction fans) or Beliebers (Justin Bieber fans)
Marooner- "OH MY GOD! Did you hear that Matt flynn, Jesse Carmichael, James Valentine, Mickey madden, Sam Farrar, PJ morton and Adam Levine are going to be preforming Songs about Jane, It won't be soon before long, Hands all over and Overexposed. Ryan Dusick from Kara's flowers will even be there!

Everyday person-"Who the hell are they?, all I know is Adam Levine."
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A: what's a marooner?
B: idk man
Marooner by peepeerson August 21, 2020

Magoonerbait 

to discretely, yet seriously lie to someone's face and let them believe it's true then say you lied
Person 1: Hey, I just had sex with your girlfriend.
Person 2: Really?
Person 1: Nah, get magoonerbaited.
Magoonerbait by CadenErtel January 15, 2017

l + plundered + no wenches + marooned + ye have scurvy 

what pirates say after winning
Pirate 1: "Yarg, ye beat me in coconut ball!"
Pirate 2: "l + plundered + no wenches + marooned + ye have scurvy"

Marooned 

To be stuck at the toilet without any toilet paper after just taking a poop.
Sorry I was late, i got marooned.
Marooned by Ass-pirates July 19, 2011

Marooned 

being completly high and/or drunk beyond any comprehension, in which communication with peers is completly lost and one finds it inpossible to do anything more than sit or lay down on a couch for an extended period of time, often times accompanied by psychadelic music.
me: yo look at pierce over there sittin on my couch, he's so fuckin marooned he doesn't even know where he is!
Marooned by pete Thay January 11, 2008

Marooned The 5 

Speaking in a very high voice, like how the guy in Maroon 5 sings.
Dude, you just marooned the 5 out of that one,
Marooned The 5 by WordyGirl96 February 26, 2011