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1. Pirates
Pirates are a sea fearing folk, oft to be seen pilaging, raping, murdering, or commiting other acts of piracy. They usually own a monkey, parrot, or sexy wench.
Yo, did you see those pirates totally kick ninja ass? Sweet.
by Charlotte Jan 1, 2004 add a video
2. pirates
The coolest motherfucking people to ever exist.
"Arrr! Avast, we hit land!"
3. pirates
The name given to the coolest dudes to ever sail the seven seas. They have cool boats, cool planks and cool wooden legs. Parrots are also optional. Their main duties include searching far and wide for, "pluder," or, "bling," as it would now be known.
"Man, pirates rule,"

"Totally, we should do a presentation on them.

"Shiver me timbers!"

"Is that a yes?"

"Walk the plank!"

"stop it with the Pirate talk, are we doing this presentation or what?"

"Ahoy there mateys."

"Oh whatever then you Jabroni."
4. Pirates
Better than ninjas
Pirates kick ass
5. Pirates
What every single land-lubber (and drunk) yearns to be.
Drunk: I wish I was in a crew of pirates, I could have an excuse to drink rum and swing swords at people.
6. Pirates
The holy being in the religion of Pastafarianism. Often prayed to by followers of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. R'amen.
A: Dude, I keep praying that Lucy will ask me out but she never does.

B: Thats because your not praying to Pirates.
7. pirates
An adult movie made in 2006 by digital playhouse and adam&eve production company. It has Jesse Jane, Carman Luvana, Evan Stone and my favorite... Janine. Followed up by a secound movie... that sucked. Used in as a word as a high quality porn or a high class porn or even as a adj. discribing an actress who is "whorie" but has good acting skills...
Angelia Jolie is pirates material, for sure...

wife:"Where you watching porn again?"
husband:" No, i was watching pirates"
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