Man Mode

a condition marked by a heightened preparedness for battle, accompanied by the complete certainty that women are helpless, simple creatures who require constant saving. It comes in handy in a wide range of situations, such as fights with dragons, high-speed car chases and DVR programming.

I went into Man Mode after my wife tried to light a fire in the fireplace without opening the damper.

Man Mode by h3nry February 6, 2008

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man mode

Abstaining from decision making and going with the flow. In the military, there are the men, and the officers. The officers make the decisions and the men follow them.

With regards to the upcoming ski trip, I merely wanted to hang with my friends, so, when they gathered to plan the details, I told them I am in man mode for it.

man mode by cepheids November 21, 2013

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man mode

When a boyfriend hangs out with his friends way too much and all of the estrogen that his girlfriend has spent years showering him in starts to drain out of his body and a mass amount of testosterone takes over and he forgets about his girlfriend and does stupid man stuff with a bunch of smelly digusting meathead men, like drink beer, and smash beer cans on their heads, and measure thier weiners with each other and whatever else they do when they all get together.

"I knew my boyfriend was in man mode when he forgot about me for a week straight and spent every night with his friends."

man mode by Neglected Girlfriend May 10, 2008

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wild-man mode

the mode in which a person (andrew) reaches a personal high were they have the ability see things in thermal. There heart beat narrows down to about 10 bpm and are extremly focused on the sport or activity they are engaged in. This mode makes the person it is affecting very scary. You do not mess with someone who is wild-man mode. you are in the zone

Dude brah you were like in wild-man mode out there

wild-man mode by lax king kong November 12, 2011