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Luke g johnson 

To describe a self obsorbed ass whipe who thinks souly of himself and takes everyone’s gas
Dude my cars out did you pull a “Luke g johnson”?
Luke g johnson by Snickermydoodle January 19, 2019

luke goter 

A "Luke Goter" is the kind of person you would see smoking an invisible blunt at a McDonald's or doing some weird retard dance in a public restroom. A "Luke Goter" can also be a very fun, comedic, and creative person. A "Luke Goter" makes the best memes.

Overall, a "Luke Goter" is an extremely random kind of guy.

Person A: "did you see that freaky guy yelling at nothing yesterday?"

Person B: "yeah, he was such a Luke Goter".
Person A: "did you see that weird dude buying 8 bags of pickle chips yesterday? "

Person B: "yeah, he was such a Luke Goter".
luke goter by IwaoImported May 19, 2016

luke gardiner 

Iam rubbish at call of duty, I feel like a luke gardiner
luke gardiner by Owl3232 September 27, 2013

Luke Gold 

A Luke Gold is a person who can sometimes be very funny but often only really when people are laughing at him, not with him. Often smelling of sweat and eating burger king, a Luke Gold's common habitat is around North London in the various discount clothing stores and shopping centres. Another common trait of Luke Golds are premature facial aging, with wrinkles and baldness occuring at as young an age as 4 years old. All Luke Golds are descended from the same man, born in 652 AD, called Marshallion Davies
Dude No1: Yeah met this guy the other day, he was such a Luke Gold...
Dude No2: No waaaay...
Dude No1: Yeah, i know, he had this little stubble which he thought made him look like he was in his 30s...i could have sworn he was without his hair and all...but turns out he was only 17
Luke Gold by MarkNortherns March 19, 2009

Luke Games 

A Youtuber who does Terraria giveaways and gets carried by Loggy on fortnite
Luke Games has just gave me a terra blade and he's streaming fortnite later!
Luke Games by LoggyYoutube April 14, 2019

Luke Gaffney 

1 - Used to describe a night that, due to excessive consumption of alcohol, is missing a substantial time period.
2 - Used to describe a drink that causes such a night.

The phrase Luke Gaffney derives from an actual person, one Mr Luke Gaffney, a rugby player from the North of England. When questioned about his drunken actions, Mr Gaffney frequently replied "I can't remember" in a thinly veiled attempt to preserve his dignity.
1. A) So what was your night like on Saturday?
B) I don't know, it was a bit of a Luke Gaffney.

2. A) I'll have a Luke Gaffney please.
Luke Gaffney by J Wilkinson November 6, 2007
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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