Lapturd 

The act of using a laptop whilst excreting faeces

I'm going to go take a shit, and I'm taking the laptop with me. In other words, I'm going for a lapturd."

Lapturd by ac1988 June 28, 2010

Lasturday

Lass-tur-day (Not last-turd-day)
The day before yesterday. (The opposite of the German word Übermorgen, which is the day after tomorrow.)

John: Dude, what happened lasturday?

Luke: We got hammered and ended up on McDonald's roof.

Lasturday by Billy-Jean March 4, 2010

laptarded

someone who cannot use a laptop

they waisted that laptop by giving it to the laptarded guy

laptarded by ladymerlin December 2, 2007

laptard 

a person that cannot work a laptop

why did we give a laptop to that laptard?

laptard by ladymerlin November 28, 2007

laptard 

Disappointingly underpowered, corporately issued portable computer

He waited eons for his laptard to boot up in the morning.

laptard by Vertigogo October 21, 2007

Lasturday

Referring to that time when you last did something.

Remember when we went skiing lasturday?

Lasturday by ImUrHuck1berry February 6, 2021