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Klingele 

Noun, adjective - A lifestyle of the highest pleasures. An easy life of wealth and privilege. Usually preceded by "life of", as in life of Klingele. Sometimes abbreviated as LOK.
Lucky ass punk won the lotto. He is living the life of Klingele now.

He is on vacation, that is LOK for that dude.
Klingele by Spudsy G April 22, 2008
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Klingon Promotion 

Advancing your career by exploiting or causing the death or misfortune of your superior.

Imputes a certain level of ruthlessness both to the individual and to the culture of the workplace.
Mason takes his boss skydiving looking for a klingon promotion.

IT caught Chris surfing porn in the office and August got a klingon promotion.
Klingon Promotion by UDTaco April 28, 2010
Klinton is a sexy black guy that radiates big dick energy he knows how to pleasure a girl and is amazing in bed but don't let that fool you he's a kind and funny guy
Klinton your cock is massive
Klinton by Simrath May 17, 2021
The left over remnants from a snow session that get lodged in your nose. In other words a coke booger
Jimmy Hoffa: dude I’m speeding out of no where, I think I had a pretty big Klinger.

Kevin Costner: that happened to me last week when I was driving, I almost banged out and hit

a school bus.
Refers to the Vietnamese race, the true master race, the chosen one, the strongest race on earth
"Look at that Kinh, women of all shapes and forms, all races and ethnicities love him"
Kinh by kinhh February 27, 2023

Klingon sex 

Extremely rough passionate sweaty primal sex, which can have an end result of broken bones, bruises, a sore penis, severe vaginal dryness, and in some cases a concussion, and maybe death.
"We just had a session of Klingon sex, now I can hardly move.
Klingon sex by PimpWyld November 28, 2004