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When a woman's clitoris is exceeding all standards in size, length and firmness; and resemble a small penis. Klinky is a combination of the words "dinky" and "clot" (see: alternative spelling "clunky")
"Man, I got my hands in her pants and I swear he had a klinky!"

"No ma'am you should not take steroids. You will end up with a klinky."
Klinky by MrFantastik May 4, 2014
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a derogatory term for a girl (usually tall) who is super thin and lanky, with no discernable curves, butt, or boobs, which makes them gangly and awkward.

typically used to describe those with "heroin chic" physiques.
Girl 1: Did you see how Samantha looked at your guy?
Girl 2: She's like a baby giraffe. She's got no body, flat as a plank. That klinky bitch is not taking my man.
klinky by spiritsound March 15, 2022

klinky latte 

Apoorva Gupta created this genius term in the UWS after receiving an iced latte, where the ice made a “clinking” sound. Pure genius.
Klinky lattes are superior to regular lattes
klinky latte by cockadoodle dingle February 29, 2024

kinky wink 

When you passionately stare and then wink at another's genitalia. It is typically a sign of flirtation, but has been commonly used in popular culture as a jest.
As I whipped my head back up while kneeling to tie my shoelaces, Richard's crotch was directly in my line of sight. I then continued to stare at his bulge. It was getting larger by the second. I made sure he was looking, and then gave his meaty sausage a kinky wink. If he doesn't know that I want his hairy penis inside me now -- he never will.
kinky wink by AnalMonster666 February 2, 2015

Girly Kinky Syndrome 

A person who have fetishist of being a girl or women although they are not gay and 100% straight.
If you have Girly Kinky Syndrome then it's normal because you're into girls!
Girly Kinky Syndrome by CockLord2222 September 10, 2022
Something relating to, having, or appealing to unconventional tastes especially in sex.
Last night, I spanked Susan with a pizza paddle. It was very kinky.
kinky by Daniel Jesus Hess June 9, 2013